Good lord between the dazzle paint job and the watermarks I can't tell a damn thing about the pictures, except that I think there might be a car in there somewhere.
Actually, props to BMW for the dazzle-tape job. It makes my brain itch.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the BMW 335i. (with apologies to P. J. O'Rourke)