There is this man here, who always parks next to mine, and goes on and on about the things that are the same about our cars. Our seats are the same, our tires are the same, they are as fast and so on.
At first I thought he just wanted to see if I knew what I had, or if it actually is my car, but after months of random parking lot meetings I've come to terms with the fact that he's a little slow, and the best thing I can do is just let him list them.
