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Originally Posted by Bavarian Beast
Not ready for the Super Bowl. It starts here at midnight!
Why are banana peels slippery but you never see monkeys slip on them?
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A: My guess. Monkeys do not multitask. People are concentrating on smart phones, dodging people who are walking opposite way, and stop on the cross walk.
Q: Hypothetically, you are on a date with a hottie+smart+educated+etc.
Date was going well. Suddenly, she is talking about her EXBF that he is successful, has 3 Ferrari's, rich, handsome, and even have 2PhD's, etc.
You had it, and you wanna get the hell out of there. How would you do it?
A. Go to restroom, and sneak out of there.
B. Go to restroom, and set up a fake phone call to crate a fake emergency in front of her.
C. Finish the date, and never look back.
D. Roll the dice, and pray that you get laid that night.
E. Other (please explain)