I know the feeling... It's almost the worst feeling, which is only second to her crimson tide coming and she doesn't want to soil anything, when I told her I have an old towel IDGAF about and don't mind ketchup on my fry
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As far as paint names, it's still there to not piss the overly-liberal hippies and naming it "It's Just Fucking Red", "Strangled Face Blue" or "Food Coloring+Piss Yellow"
Would you rather eat lima beans at any time, in any amount for the rest of your life, or be allowed your favorite meal, but only enough to fill you up for that meal 3 times a week and fasting at all other times?