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Had a PT test at 430am at the local high school for ROTC. Felt great during the test despite getting virtually no sleep the night before. Then the running part of the test was next. Lt. let us warm up around the track before doing the actual run. I suddenly felt a chill run through my whole body followed by what felt like a brick slamming into my asshole from my gut. I immediately started looking for a bathroom, but the bathrooms were all locked. I asked the Lt. if he knew of any bathrooms around, and he basically told me I’m SOL, and “you gotta do what you gotta do.” (No way I’m shitting my pants, bro.) I couldn’t hold it anymore so I did my thing near the bleachers and used one of my socks as toilet paper.
What’s the next thread? “Who likes getting sucked off while taking a deuce?”
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