I'm trying to to picture it.
Dropped Honda Civic w/ Fart Can, but the shocks are shot so it bounces like a mofo. (Boyfriends Car)
Mattress on roof, absolutely no tie-downs.
Girl on top of mattress starfish to distribute weight.
Woman Driving has an arm out the window grabbing onto a mattress handle as a safety measure.
What could possibly go wrong...you don't even need beer in that scenario
