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I'm pretty sure I posted this in another thread.
but the tl;dr version:
I took a sloppy dump and didnt wipe good. Hooked up with a girl and she rode me on her WHITE comforter at the end of the bed. Switched up to go under the covers and looked back to see huge poo skid mark. In the morning flipped said comforter over so she wouldnt notice.
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