[Lups]

Op check out the ask a girl anything thread. I've shared mine there.

For the first something pages, I laughed with tears in my eyes for all the stupidity I have managed to live through.

For the more recent ones, I do admit a few nights ago I got very, very drunk.

My old friend and his not so bright bride decided they'd have joined party before the real bachelor party and the wedding. I had never even met the chick but my legend had been passed on to her and I haven't been around in three years so she really had no idea what I'm like.

In to the party. Fun for ten minutes. 6-10 younger girls looking at me funnily.

Two hours and I was still sober since I was driving, I booked a hotel room for me. And got a bottle of whiskey. For me.

The bride was not happy to have me around, and sadly she apparently felt like she should outbitch me. She also felt like she was close to an other female there, which knew me better, she is the future ex wife of one of my best friends.

I was not (this time) actually starting the trouble but the future ex wife of my friend decided to show up and schew me a new one. I'm not even sure why, hell I was there when they met 14 years ago.

But anyway, she went on and on and on, and then she asked me where her husband is. I told her I'm not sure, I left him at the smoking place after I blew him.

That's me running my mouth, I had been at that table all night and her ex hadn't shown up. Now the next morning...


"hungover?"
"dying."
"what went wrong?"
"nothing. I just decided that saliva wasn't good enough and I told the bitch my friend married that I gave her ex husband a bj. Then I started to drink for real"
"what? You drove home drunk? What the fuck?"
"no, the car is in the city, and I got a hotel room there too, I just wanted to come home"
"you're so fucking pathetic. Wait, is this the same friend's wife you told I gave him a bj at the last party?"
"I'm already dying."