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I was on the train home from work and I had noticed when I sat down that there was a Bloomingdales "big brown bag" on the luggage rack above me. I was sitting in the aisle seat and fell asleep. I was awakened by the feeling of something hitting my shoulders and when I opened my eyes it was pitch black and I was in some type of sack. Thinking shit was going down and I was being kidnapped - I started thrashing and swinging my fists. I went 100% Jason Bourne. I got it off me and when I looked on the ground I saw that same big brown bag now crumpled up on the floor... it was empty and just fell off the rack onto me. I'm positive the entire train saw this go down but I just went back to sleep and pretended it never happened.
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