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      01-17-2015, 11:30 PM   #4
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You go girl!!!

I'm assuming there will be a 4th encounter with this fan of yours. Might be wise to take a pic of him or at least remember his plates.
I've been too busy on trying not to kill others, or let him kill me. I can't tell the plate numbers, I've kept trying all night. It's weird how my brain works, but I assure you, it's been the same guy.

Now, as an example let's use the american shit, football.

Wah mentioned someone months ago, his team was losing because this dude. Manning.

Then last week an other friends team was playing against this dude, and I woke up in the middle of the night wondering why I'm picturing a man Päivi (a finnish female name, and the most hated by me of all times) being experimented by Mengele (the nazi doctor) while he was eating broccoli.

It took me a solid 7 hours to get to the bottom of it, and I couldn't stop laughing because the only thing I know about the game is that there is a bbq (quarterback but in my head it's the same as the sauce) who looks like my old daycare worker (päivi) the last name and the tiny problem with the medications used in the NFL (googled that one for this post) and of course his team, which sounded in my head like the veggie.


I'm not clean by far, I do bad things in cars often. I never leave lights the normal ways, and if not texting while driving, it's rare to see me going by even near the speedlimit.

What I do not do, is risk others. If I'm texting I am far away from others and that doesn't really happen often. If I'm speeding, the road is open and I make sure I am aware the others don't know how fast I am going even in the outer lanes. I pay attention.

If I'm racing, it's against dudes who's tires I've checked out and I know they are good and they know what exactly they are packing.

My ego is huge, but I also know the value of human life. I have no need to proof to any idiot I'm a better driver when I know he will do everything to beat me in a place where others will be risked.

I know what I'm driving. Please people, show an interest and I will pull over for you to take pics of the car. I will not take it kindly if you wish to risk others for that.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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