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      02-11-2014, 07:57 PM   #31
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This Olympics is not just a massive win for Russia as the current leader of the Free World, it the entire new concept of win. The opening ceremony left the World in silent awe. And what we have seen so far just took the whole idea of Olympics to the new level. Unbelievable, just unbelievable! One can argue whether it was worth spending this kind of money on such an event, but nobody argues with the fact that the result just blew past anything that we ever saw before. And the quality of the coverage of the actual Olympic events... it is like 22nd century already.

Unfortunately but expectedly, the only thing that we hear in the aforementioned silence is American douchebags trying to outfart each other in their futile attempts of whoring for attention. It is the inherent property of such events as Olympics is that they expose sixth world failures like USA for what they are. What massively contributed to that epic failure is that inbred morons at NBC misjudged the situation. Right now are trying to eat crow while having at least a hundred feet in their mouths. A new American sport? No, an old one.

But it is always funny to observe though, how the internal propaganda of the US regime backfires (or, probably more appropriately, backfarts) into their own faces every time they attempt to take it outside their cells I have it on good authority that the latest proposal kicked around in the committee is to include "douchebaggery" as the new Winter Olympic discipline to help the American team to improve their medal standings. The primary objection though is that it might inflate the size of the US Olympic team to 95% of the country's entire population and blow a major hole in the world supplies of silver to make the medals. (Why silver? To paraphrase the popular anecdote, the most douchey douchebag wins the second place in douchebag contest because he's... well... because he's a douchebag.)

"Poor facilities, dangerous event venues, mass stray dog exterminations..." Yeah, right... http://gossipsochi.com

People around the world are putting their socks, boots or pine cones onto those smelly American holes to get them to shut up already. The trend has caught up among the human population of USA as well. But apparently there's just too many holes and too little pine cones.

We all understand your envy though. You live in 19th century dump. And right now it feels like 17th century. Quite a step backwards, huh? But don't be cross with the world, this too shall pass.

On a less festive note, I don't know why the Free World keeps giving the US regime these chances of reintegration into human society. Why does the Free World keep pulling this backwater wasteland by its ears with it? "Olympic spirit" perhaps? But that's just naive. We all know that it is not going to happen. That cesspool will just continue to leak on permanent basis.

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