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Originally Posted by Uber Commuter
Who is Lups? She is supposed to be Finnish. Some say her father was German. Nobody believed she was real. Nobody ever saw her or knew anybody that ever worked directly for her, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Lups. You never knew. That was her power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world she didn't exist. And like that, poof. She's gone.
Do you believe in Lups?
Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God -- and the only thing that scares me is Lups.
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There is no proof in regards of my dad being a german. I always assumed he was a finn since he communicated by grunting only.
Yesterday was an epic celebration here! All of Finland tuned in to watch our president shaking hands with two thousand people, and most of us visited a cemetery. I didn't see even one firework, and because this was a full hundred we celebrated all year by voting a dark rye bread as our national bread.
We are real party animals for sure! Not only did we fuck up by declaring independence in the middle of the winter to ensure maximum coldness for our special day, watching people shake hands is us polishing our dancing shoes.
I swear we are the most boring nation in the world.