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they're finely honing the art of the long drawn-out tank slapper. this way if they ever get anywhere near a racetrack, they'll be well practiced in self-embarassment and vehicular manslaughter.
the real question is why doesnt BMW come out with a hilariously expensive 7-series-alpina-something with smoky burnout tires, unnecissarily expensive upholstery, a full roll cage, and large pillowy pads on the doors for pedestrians? it would kill in that market! pun.
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