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      02-16-2017, 10:41 AM   #46949
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Actually, i stretch when burring and flossing. Usually just prop up a foot on the side of the tub to stretch the hams. One leg for outside of teeth, other leg for inside of teeth. Usually lean on the counter top when flossing to stretch the calfs. One for the uppers, the other for the lowers. Nothing crazy, just loosening them up. Helps keep my lower back from getting too tight.
Thats actually a pretty good idea. Definitely dont stretch..., or work out for that matter as much as I should.
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Actually, i stretch when burring and flossing. Usually just prop up a foot on the side of the tub to stretch the hams. One leg for outside of teeth, other leg for inside of teeth. Usually lean on the counter top when flossing to stretch the calfs. One for the uppers, the other for the lowers. Nothing crazy, just loosening them up. Helps keep my lower back from getting too tight.
Thats actually a pretty good idea. Definitely dont stretch..., or work out for that matter as much as I should.
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And... 11 cavities?!? Damn... floss? Use some fluoride rinse, maybe?
flossing would have helped before i got invisalign to prevent cavities...but not going to the dentist ever did me in lol

my teeth were all close together and shit towards the front, and food easily got stuck in between them...causing cavities. young and ignorant me didn't think much of it then

lucikly invisalign helped space them out a great bit, so food doesn't get stuck in between anymore...and i brush 8 times a day for a good 3-4 minutes each time, so that helps tremendously too
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and i brush 8 times a day for a good 3-4 minutes each time, so that helps tremendously too
You going to have any enamel left when you get them off???
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You going to have any enamel left when you get them off???
lol unfortunately downside of invisalign is you HAVE to brush every time you eat...and i brush once more in the morning before breakfast so i'm not eating eggs, toast, and vaginal juice (from the night before)

i use a soft bristle toothbrush and quality toothpaste...if that helps any
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      02-16-2017, 11:35 AM   #46954
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lol unfortunately downside of invisalign is you HAVE to brush every time you eat...and i brush once more in the morning before breakfast so i'm not eating eggs, toast, and vaginal juice (from the night before)

i use a soft bristle toothbrush and quality toothpaste...if that helps any

The urge to brush after eating will be very strong after you're not wearing the trays anymore.

Are you getting a permanent retainer when finished or just one to wear at night? Wife went the permanent route.
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      02-16-2017, 12:06 PM   #46955
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Just explain to them your situation with those pesky Romans who keep gut shooting you and finish off with a mighty Whoahaaa. I'm certain they will understand.
Look Canada..

Your hammer still hits the wrong nail..

Do you really think that people don't know about my situation ?
For example what happened here in my house in the last 2 hours..

I called my hairdresser for a haircut and asked him to come over for a haircut..
He said ok Philippe within one houre..Is that ok for you ?
I said to him of course I'm already happy you come to my house for my haircut.

So my hairdresser came and I heard my doorbell , I opened my front door and he said Ohhh...Hi Ambiorix how are you ?
I said please come on in Marcel ,Thank you Marcel I'm fine...

And he started to cut my hear , and he asked like usual Philippe ?
I said to him just cut it off Marcel , no matter how..
After 30 min. he was done and he said to me now you look cute again !
I looked angry to him...And so he said to me I know Barbarians are never cute...

I payed him and I gave him a tip from 25 Euros...
But before he left we drank each 2 beers from my fridge...He said cheers Ambiorix . I said yeah Marcel while I smacked 3 times with my right forearm on my chest ..
And it was a happy afternoon for both of us .

Of course it were Belgian beers my friend from the brand *AMBIORIX*
My story from this afternoon is no joke ...It is reality !
Up to you...and cheers Canada !
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      02-16-2017, 12:56 PM   #46956
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lol unfortunately downside of invisalign is you HAVE to brush every time you eat...and i brush once more in the morning before breakfast so i'm not eating eggs, toast, and vaginal juice (from the night before)

i use a soft bristle toothbrush and quality toothpaste...if that helps any

The urge to brush after eating will be very strong after you're not wearing the trays anymore.

Are you getting a permanent retainer when finished or just one to wear at night? Wife went the permanent route.
I'd take brushing multiple times throughout the day and not have cavities/another root canal lol

I was told overnight trays but might go after permanent trays...how does the wife like the permanent trays?? is that the bonded wire retainer behind the teeth? heard there might be issues with plaque buildup with those, but figured cleaning would remedy
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Look Canada..

Your hammer still hits the wrong nail..

Do you really think that people don't know about my situation ?
For example what happened here in my house in the last 2 hours..

I called my hairdresser for a haircut and asked him to come over for a haircut..
He said ok Philippe within one houre..Is that ok for you ?
I said to him of course I'm already happy you come to my house for my haircut.

So my hairdresser came and I heard my doorbell , I opened my front door and he said Ohhh...Hi Ambiorix how are you ?
I said please come on in Marcel ,Thank you Marcel I'm fine...

And he started to cut my hear , and he asked like usual Philippe ?
I said to him just cut it off Marcel , no matter how..
After 30 min. he was done and he said to me now you look cute again !
I looked angry to him...And so he said to me I know Barbarians are never cute...

I payed him and I gave him a tip from 25 Euros...
But before he left we drank each 2 beers from my fridge...He said cheers Ambiorix . I said yeah Marcel while I smacked 3 times with my right arm on my chest ..
And it was a happy afternoon for both of us .

Of course it were Belgian beers my friend from the brand *AMBIORIX*
My story from this afternoon is no joke ...It is reality !
Up to you...and cheers Canada !
The hammer is just hitting the nail that's standing up the most from all the others. That's all...so it must be the right nail. And truly I do believe you that people know your situation - never meant to infer otherwise.

Did you tip him 25 Euro, or did you pay and tip all from the same 25 Euro? Because if you tipped him 25 Euro on top of the bill, I'm sure he was happy to call you whatever you'd like - only good business to do that. Heck, you want me to stop calling you Belgie and refer to you as Ambiorix, I'll offer you a very low introductory rate of 20 Euro a month - you can just send that via email to me and that would be great!

Your reality is just a little different from....well...reality. Which is what prompts my replies.
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The hammer is just hitting the nail that's standing up the most from all the others. That's all...so it must be the right nail. And truly I do believe you that people know your situation - never meant to infer otherwise.

Did you tip him 25 Euro, or did you pay and tip all from the same 25 Euro? Because if you tipped him 25 Euro on top of the bill, I'm sure he was happy to call you whatever you'd like - only good business to do that. Heck, you want me to stop calling you Belgie and refer to you as Ambiorix, I'll offer you a very low introductory rate of 20 Euro a month - you can just send that via email to me and that would be great!

Your reality is just a little different from....well...reality. Which is what prompts my replies.
Phill ill cut your hair for free, get over it!

Joekerr, please accept my groveling. You're awesome. Magnificent. The best. The awesome of the all time awesome awesomist.

I need tips.

My friend is a fucking mess, and his wife kicks him out for every evening now. He is the lady in the relationship, but she is pregnant, and their two firsts were bad, really bad. He can't deal with the being afraid for her stuff.

Please, how do I get my home back?
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      02-16-2017, 01:43 PM   #46959
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I'd take brushing multiple times throughout the day and not have cavities/another root canal lol

I was told overnight trays but might go after permanent trays...how does the wife like the permanent trays?? is that the bonded wire retainer behind the teeth? heard there might be issues with plaque buildup with those, but figured cleaning would remedy
Yeah, just a wire behind the teeth, no tray. Nothing visible unless you're trying to show someone. You get in such a habit of cleaning your teeth after eating it's largely a non issue. Though she's adapted to using a tooth pick at times rather than just brushing. Plus she gets a professional cleaning every 6 months. Never had a cavity.
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Phill ill cut your hair for free, get over it!

Joekerr, please accept my groveling. You're awesome. Magnificent. The best. The awesome of the all time awesome awesomist.

I need tips.

My friend is a fucking mess, and his wife kicks him out for every evening now. He is the lady in the relationship, but she is pregnant, and their two firsts were bad, really bad. He can't deal with the being afraid for her stuff.

Please, how do I get my home back?
Tell prego dictator thanks for sending over a fuck buddy to play with.

Maybe she'll not kick him out anymore.
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Phill ill cut your hair for free, get over it!

Joekerr, please accept my groveling. You're awesome. Magnificent. The best. The awesome of the all time awesome awesomist.

I need tips.

My friend is a fucking mess, and his wife kicks him out for every evening now. He is the lady in the relationship, but she is pregnant, and their two firsts were bad, really bad. He can't deal with the being afraid for her stuff.

Please, how do I get my home back?
You are appealing to an ego that isn't really there, but I'll trade you advice for an appreciate so that I can round out my score to a nice even 700 as the 699 appreciates are triggering an OCD response in me.

But I'd need to know more to give you any suggestions - if he's the lady, I don't understand what he is doing to get kicked out...he must be doing something. What's the email address for you again?
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Tell prego dictator thanks for sending over a fuck buddy to play with.

Maybe she'll not kick him out anymore.
Hahaha, right...

He is very cute, and I love him to bits. I also thought for 25 years he's gay. Then he met his wife, was married three months later, and they are extremely happy.

But she made me go listen to him sing karaoke, and ballroom dancing was involved on Monday, since that's what he does when stressed. Yesterday he showed up, and I tried once again to explain to him they'll be fine for a few hours. And tonight I got a text from the wife:

"can't take it, he is so sad he did this to me. You owe me bitch, explain to him how this works."
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Tell prego dictator thanks for sending over a fuck buddy to play with.

Maybe she'll not kick him out anymore.


OR, OR...she'll leave him and then Lups never gets her home back.

I suspect she's trying to save the marriage, not end it. At least for her friend's sake.
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Oh finally - I'm at 700 appreciates. I confess that 699 bit was starting to annoy me. Thanks Lups
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Oh finally - I'm at 700 appreciates. I confess that 699 bit was starting to annoy me. Thanks Lups
Damn, 9 year club, you must be as old as UncleWede.
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You are appealing to an ego that isn't really there, but I'll trade you advice for an appreciate so that I can round out my score to a nice even 700 as the 699 appreciates are triggering an OCD response in me.

But I'd need to know more to give you any suggestions - if he's the lady, I don't understand what he is doing to get kicked out...he must be doing something. What's the email address for you again?
Hahaha.

So the story goes like this.

Their first baby was a premie. 34 weeks if I remember correctly, the second one was a down suspect until the fluid sample, then there was so much more issues like bed rest and so on, I wasn't here then so I got my info later.

He is awesome, and so bloody sensitive, has always been. Imagine our surprise when he goes for the toughest chick ever born, she kicks my ass every time we do our matches. A tiny tyrant we call her, but she was made for him. Motherhood hasn't softened her much, and I get it! If my husband was trying to carry me to a car basically so I wouldn't walk for 9 months, he'd die too.

Unfortunately, since I missed their really shitty pregnancy, I'm currently in freaking out duty.

How do men handle these? I asked my husband too, he said he went for the age old bury your head in the sand approach, and statistics.

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com is my usual email for these, please gimme something good. I can not do samba and tango again, and fucking a no more karaoke ever again.
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Oh finally - I'm at 700 appreciates. I confess that 699 bit was starting to annoy me. Thanks Lups
I'll round it up to 800 hundred if you help me. I'm losing my sanity but I want an other baby I can be an aunt to fast to. They let me babysit
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Damn, 9 year club, you must be as old as UncleWede.
It certainly feels like I'm catching up, though I know that's not possible. Unless he were to die I suppose...then I suppose one could catch up since the individual has technically stopped aging?

Just a random thought that occurred to me.

No, I just turned 35. One of my motivations in life now is to act as a beacon of hope for Mr.SugarSkulls to show him that his life will not markedly change after he hits 30.

And to that end:

"Counting all the assholes in the room
Well, I'm definitely not alone, well, I'm not alone
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Here's looking at you kid.
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Hahaha.

So the story goes like this.

Their first baby was a premie. 34 weeks if I remember correctly, the second one was a down suspect until the fluid sample, then there was so much more issues like bed rest and so on, I wasn't here then so I got my info later.

He is awesome, and so bloody sensitive, has always been. Imagine our surprise when he goes for the toughest chick ever born, she kicks my ass every time we do our matches. A tiny tyrant we call her, but she was made for him. Motherhood hasn't softened her much, and I get it! If my husband was trying to carry me to a car basically so I wouldn't walk for 9 months, he'd die too.

Unfortunately, since I missed their really shitty pregnancy, I'm currently in freaking out duty.

How do men handle these? I asked my husband too, he said he went for the age old bury your head in the sand approach, and statistics.

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com is my usual email for these, please gimme something good. I can not do samba and tango again, and fucking a no more karaoke ever again.
I'll try to think of something tonight after I'm done work. Will email you from a burner account - I never check it, so if you send something there make sure you let me know here too so I know to look.
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I'll try to think of something tonight after I'm done work. Will email you from a burner account - I never check it, so if you send something there make sure you let me know here too so I know to look.
Cool, my work mail doesn't like phones (three years, and so on, and we've come to the conclusion we have the most secure server ever in our hands, or that we are too fucking stupid to fix it.) so that's what I get through.

I really do get him! I just need to help him fast so he can be allowed home more so I can be in mine working alone at night. Without karaoke or even worse, all the bloody dancing. I don't know any other man on the planet with this weird ways to destress.

And thanks. But you are the only one I know currently in this situation, so please give us tips. Not for my sanity, not for his sanity, but for her sanity.
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