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      02-22-2017, 03:04 PM   #47279
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Apparently there are a few strip clubs here that offer high quality lunch included with a cover charge. One of my sales reps keeps asking me to go with her.
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Wow, that sounds like a rough life you have. "My sales rep, that happens to be a female, wants to take me to a strip club to eat lunch and enjoy the view. But I don't wanna. Waaa "
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And you've subscribed to Playboy since they've gone non-nude now too, huh?
Been subscribed since 2008, it was 18th bday present to self. The gift that keeps on giving!
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Been subscribed since 2008, it was 18th bday present to self. The gift that keeps on giving!
Does it come in a discreet package? I always wondered what the mail men/women think when they drop off that monthly issue. Lol
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Does it come in a discreet package? I always wondered what the mail men/women think when they drop off that monthly issue. Lol
lol I honestly have no idea, the only porn mags I bought was when I was 18 in Grayling MI. At the gas station they just put shit in the plastic to cover front page naughty bits, so Id assume thats how they get mailed.
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Apparently there are a few strip clubs here that offer high quality lunch included with a cover charge. One of my sales reps keeps asking me to go with her.
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Wow, that sounds like a rough life you have. "My sales rep, that happens to be a female, wants to take me to a strip club to eat lunch and enjoy the view. But I don't wanna. Waaa "
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Sandals for your ducks...
@ASBSECU E93 doesn't need slippers for his animals because they tend to "disappear..." They probably are the material in those slippers actually come to think of it...
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Sandals for your ducks...
Also, is that duck's name Ambiorix? That's who I thought of when I saw his feet...
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Also, is that duck's name Ambiorix? That's who I thought of when I saw his feet...
So...You remember my story about my duck ?
Ok,here is my duck *Kwebbel* again ..
BTW ,Dang ! I forgot to buy sandals my duck , and I need to say the sandals (above) look awesome !

And do you know that the Roman legions conquered the world *on sandals* ?
Sandals are no joke my friend !
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Sandals for your ducks...
Fantastic !!!
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Also, is that duck's name Ambiorix? That's who I thought of when I saw his feet...
Interestingly, for me, it was the duck's build and proclivity to run away when in danger which made me think of Ambiorix.
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Funny thing is, she's loving it too. Probably doesn't realize everyone is making fun of her. Lol
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Isn't she 12 or something?
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