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[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Ax knows me too well, his suggestion has caused a lot of pain and conflict in my heart. I'll fire him for the emotional stress.

You've already fired and re-hired me about 18 times now, and yes I've been keeping track. Make up your damn mind, woman.

Originally Posted by Biorin

People who order plain bagels should be taken out back and shot.

Asiago cheese bagel toasted with herb cream cheese. Ugggggghhhhhhh

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Under normal conditions, I'd probably sodomize myself with a 12-Gauge.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

You've already fired and re-hired me about 18 times now, and yes I've been keeping track. Make up your damn mind, woman.



Asiago cheese bagel toasted with herb cream cheese. Ugggggghhhhhhh

Watch you fucker, or I will rehire you just to fire you! And I won't do it in a bikini this time! And I won't spank you for a week!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Watch you fucker, or I will rehire you just to fire you! And I won't do it in a bikini this time! And I won't spank you for a week!

Oh you're gonna go that route are you? Well Biorin has my latest resume as I applied to be her detailer boy where I expect to get treated with respect AND KEEP MY DIGNITY!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh you're gonna go that route are you? Well Biorin has my latest resume as I applied to be her detailer boy where I expect to get treated with respect AND KEEP MY DIGNITY!

Exactly! This is why his Speedo is 32.8% skimpier than last year! #makeamericagreatagain

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Exactly! This is why his Speedo is 32.8% skimpier than last year! #makeamericagreetagain

FTFY.

Using the Scottish archaic version of the word as a verb of course, since that's what I'm familiar with having Scottish grandparents and mother.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/greet

[shockin330i]

Is it the weekend yet?

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

FTFY.

Using the Scottish archaic version of the word as a verb of course, since that's what I'm familiar with having Scottish grandparents and mother.

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/greet

If you say "raise up lights" quickly, you're saying "razor blades" in Australian. If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you're saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Biorin

If you say "raise up lights" quickly, you're saying "razor blades" in Australian. If you say "beer can" in a British accent, you're saying "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.

The struggle.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Exactly! This is why his Speedo is 32.8% skimpier than last year! #makeamericagreatagain

Exactly, I'm tired of getting abused by Lups. You at least appreciate me and my body and don't try to hide when you stare at me from the kitchen window.

[Dang3r]

Off day tomorrow, my weekend starts today

[1MOREMOD]

If I yell shut up really loud will you

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by Axius

You've already fired and re-hired me about 18 times now, and yes I've been keeping track. Make up your damn mind, woman.



Asiago cheese bagel toasted with herb cream cheese. Ugggggghhhhhhh

She reminds me of my bipolar ex. You never knew when she'd snap and then the next day you were on her good side again.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Off day tomorrow, my weekend starts today

lucky...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by anglo

She reminds me of my bipolar ex. You never knew when she'd snap and then the next day you were on her good side again.

Life pro tip: All women are bipolar like your ex. Some just hide it better.

[The Choosey begger]

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Oh you're gonna go that route are you? Well Biorin has my latest resume as I applied to be her detailer boy where I expect to get treated with respect AND KEEP MY DIGNITY!

Fine! I'll find a new one!

Originally Posted by Biorin

Exactly! This is why his Speedo is 32.8% skimpier than last year! #makeamericagreatagain

Fuck the USA, some bitch just stole my cheap pool boy who I had trained oh so well!

Originally Posted by anglo

She reminds me of my bipolar ex. You never knew when she'd snap and then the next day you were on her good side again.

Aww. I always like you. You just attack at random and I end up wondering if my old method of ignoring you wasn't the best one after all.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fine! I'll find a new one!

It's like I tell every woman that enters my life; you'll never find another like me.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's like I tell every woman that enters my life; you'll never find another like me.

The real question though is, does that statement give them hope, or make them sad?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Life pro tip: All women are bipolar like your ex. Some just hide it better.

Points

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

The real question though is, does that statement give them hope, or make them sad?

It's a mix of both. Google the DENNIS system, that's how I lure them in.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's a mix of both. Google the DENNIS system, that's how I lure them in.

Try G-ing the Van system, you won't find it. . .