What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Before I forget again, you should try khoya kaju sabzi. A very underrated punjabi dish.

Looks amazing. Where can I find it?

[Axius]

whats all the hubbub?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Quick, everyone be serious.

No can do. Smoosh was trying to help me go IG famous.

Smoosh, you ma dude!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Looks amazing. Where can I find it?

There's one place in Jersey City called Curry On and one place in Chicago that I usually go to.

The base is really different than any other base found in Indian dishes, so not a lot of places have it. But, the places that do are pretty much guaranteed to be good.

[///M Power-Belgium]

True love , all in yellow !

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Bhai I saw under your Avatar you drive a *slut whisperer* ?
She wears nr : 69 ?

bhai, I am THE Punjab slut whisperer!!

when girls see me walkin down DuPont, they get wet (with curry sauce)

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

No can do. Smoosh was trying to help me go IG famous.

Smoosh, you ma dude!

Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake, cake 500 million I got a pound cake

You gon blow up YUUUUUGE homie, no doubt!!

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Quick, everyone be serious.

hey biorin

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by smoosh

hey biorin

Sup

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

True love , all in yellow !

Is that lil Ambiorix?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

bhai, I am THE Punjab slut whisperer!!

when girls see me walkin down DuPont, they get wet (with curry sauce)

Back on the brown girls, eh?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Back on the brown girls, eh?

Pretty sure he's colorblind when it comes to vagina...

That and the girls (guys) probably would rather he wear a bag over his head or have the room (rape van) be pitch black...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

Pretty sure he's colorblind when it comes to vagina...

That and the girls (guys) probably would rather he wear a bag over his head or have the room (rape van) be pitch black...

can you even still get it up oldie??

once hoes come round this 7.5" brown durga durga python, their eyes roll to the back of their heads, until I smack the shit out of them to bring them back to reality...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Sup

not much, eating chips and salsa

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Back on the brown girls, eh?

bhai, brown girls are crazy!! I stay away...unless it's to annoy the shit out of them in Urdu or Punjabi, I.e., endless insults, because they can take insults and white girls can't...otherwise, I keep my distance...

[Aatish]

Durga Durga lmao

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Looks amazing. Where can I find it?

Biorin You mean your mustache ?

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by anglo

Is that lil Ambiorix?

Yeah the ducklings learned me my first battlefield strategics ..
It was all about follow and leave no man behind !

My long story in short..

In my youth I found a little young wild duck and I raised it ..
My problem was to teach it how to fly while she looked up to the sky to airplanes..
4-5 times a year she land on my yarden pond with her man and comes in front of my living room window to say hello !
(no joke ) !
Pic from my duck called *Kwebbel*

[Dang3r]

Dude, thats heart melting

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Dude, thats heart melting

It is... until you realize who is telling the heart melting story...

very much like the nice man getting kids to come into the back of his van with candy...

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Dude, thats heart melting

Yes my German friend it is and was heart melting !
It took her 10 weeks to learn how to fly . I put the teddy bear with her (see pic) because she was always in panic while I left her everyday alone in the box for my work along the heating...
Finally with the teddy she was ok and calmed down (she really hated to be alone) but I had still a lot of work to raise her...while she was hyperactive !
She followed me everywhere day and night , and her favorite part was when I pulled weed in my garden she could pick earthworms .
She also dived a lot in my garden pond to eat water snails , and my koi fish were curious about the new movements in the water...

After 10 weeks I thought I saw a scene from a Walt-Disney movie when I saw she jumped on the back of my Dina ( Dina was my black Riesenschauzer .May she RIP)
Of course my Dina started to run with the duck on her back . Than the big moment came while Dina ran with the duck on her back ...
She finally took off and flew above the back of my Dina . I started to laugh really loud ,Man I couldn't believe my eyes because it was really funny to see ,Finally I felt on my knees and screamed loud...YES , YES , YES !!!
About 3 weeks later , on one day I came home from work and I didn't saw her anymore on my yarden pond !
I searched everywhere miles around , but no Kwebbel . I'm sure she heard other ducks in the sky and took off to join a family of ducks in the sky ..
From that day on I realized how smart ducks are , and when I walk around in the city park I feed the ducks in the park because I love them all

But like I said above I'm still verry happy , because she still comes to visit me after 4 years !

I confess I love ducks !

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by shoei

It is... until you realize who is telling the heart melting story...

very much like the nice man getting kids to come into the back of his van with candy...

You are insane my friend !
The problem here is => You have no heart