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Joekerr · 02-16-2017, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

As for swans. They are ego killing maniacs. They are beasts. I fucking hate them. Please do not ask why because I will probably tell.

Why? Pray tell.

Joekerr · 02-16-2017, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Show me the sarcasm font!!!!!

Here is the emoticon....

See, I'm a helpful person sometimes.

Aatish · 02-16-2017, 04:15 PM

Not bad.

Lups · 02-16-2017, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Why? Pray tell.

God damnit, tough love worked. I have an empty house (from guests)! Can I tell you this humiliating story later?

Wade is right tho. The dude should be there for the wife and stop bitching about the hard time he has seeing her suffering. I never thought of it that way, but even if he is down and hurting, he has the easy part.

I'm off to bed. I need my two hours!

smoosh · 02-16-2017, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

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Originally Posted by smoosh

found Verb on some random ass bodybuilding article

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: Verbiage silvergray545

trvplvrdBOI explain yourself. You can't hide forever.

ahhh!!

I had a feeling

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Aatish · 02-16-2017, 04:28 PM

Not bad juice.

Biorin · 02-16-2017, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Not bad juice.

Sometimes I forget how much body hair you have, and then I'm like... RIGHT.

Aatish · 02-16-2017, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Sometimes I forget how much body hair you have, and then I'm like... RIGHT.

Keeps me warm in the cold.

08njSTEP · 02-16-2017, 06:07 PM

Reminded me of Planet of the Apes. Watching all the originals this week. The conundrum:

Cornelius and Zira are the chimps in 1st movie. The earth gets destroyed 2nd movie. Cornelius and Zira rocket back in time and have a baby 3rd movie. The baby is raised in a circus and ends up leading the uprising in 4th. His name is Ceasar. 5th movie Ceasar is in charge and apes and humans live together. Caesar's son is named.... Cornelius. So Caesar's son is his future father who goes back in time after the earth is destroyed.

If Taylor(Charlton Heston) had killed Cornelius then the planet never would have been run by apes, and would not be destroyed. Fucking slacker.

Joekerr · 02-16-2017, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Cool, my work mail doesn't like phones (three years, and so on, and we've come to the conclusion we have the most secure server ever in our hands, or that we are too fucking stupid to fix it.) so that's what I get through.

I really do get him! I just need to help him fast so he can be allowed home more so I can be in mine working alone at night. Without karaoke or even worse, all the bloody dancing. I don't know any other man on the planet with this weird ways to destress.

And thanks. But you are the only one I know currently in this situation, so please give us tips. Not for my sanity, not for his sanity, but for her sanity.

I emailed you - cheers!

Joekerr · 02-16-2017, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Sometimes I forget how much body hair you have, and then I'm like... RIGHT.

You know, I thought there was a saying that hair was a sign of virility.

But then I googled it, and found to my surprise that actually it is early balding / bald men that are theorized to be most virile, due to more testosterone causing the hair loss early.

Imagine my surprise. According to popular theory then, I must be very virile.

Aatish · 02-16-2017, 07:07 PM

My current relationship status would say otherwise.

Whatevaz. I don't need to wear thermals.

shoei · 02-16-2017, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Not bad juice.

Sasquatch has been spotted... In the wild...

Aatish · 02-16-2017, 10:03 PM

You should see (or not see) my legs.

1MOREMOD · 02-16-2017, 10:09 PM

Shave it weirdo

Aatish · 02-16-2017, 11:05 PM

My weed wacker broke

1MOREMOD · 02-16-2017, 11:51 PM

Lay down I can use my mower

Lups · 02-17-2017, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

I emailed you - cheers!

Nope, didn't get it!

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com

The Choosey begger · 02-17-2017, 06:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Nope, didn't get it!

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com

Always networking!

Aatish · 02-17-2017, 06:43 AM

They could work

Joekerr · 02-17-2017, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Nope, didn't get it!

Hidingbehindanick@hotmail.com

Hmm - strange - I did use a lower case H, but I resent it with the upper case. Maybe check your junk mail if you haven't already.

Lups · 02-17-2017, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Hmm - strange - I did use a lower case H, but I resent it with the upper case. Maybe check your junk mail if you haven't already.

The casing shouldn't matter. Let's investigate later, I'm currently pretending to be working.

02-16-2017, 04:15 PM	#46995
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02-16-2017, 06:07 PM	#47001
08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	Reminded me of Planet of the Apes. Watching all the originals this week. The conundrum: Cornelius and Zira are the chimps in 1st movie. The earth gets destroyed 2nd movie. Cornelius and Zira rocket back in time and have a baby 3rd movie. The baby is raised in a circus and ends up leading the uprising in 4th. His name is Ceasar. 5th movie Ceasar is in charge and apes and humans live together. Caesar's son is named.... Cornelius. So Caesar's son is his future father who goes back in time after the earth is destroyed. If Taylor(Charlton Heston) had killed Cornelius then the planet never would have been run by apes, and would not be destroyed. Fucking slacker.
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02-16-2017, 07:07 PM	#47004
Aatish Lofty 3471 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	My current relationship status would say otherwise. Whatevaz. I don't need to wear thermals. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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02-16-2017, 10:03 PM	#47006
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02-16-2017, 11:05 PM	#47008
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02-17-2017, 06:43 AM	#47012
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