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      02-18-2017, 06:35 AM   #47059
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      02-18-2017, 06:36 AM   #47060
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Me too, you petting your monkey already
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      02-18-2017, 06:48 AM   #47061
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Good afternoon sweetheart !
This while the American smartasses still sleep...

Was your son's dance performance finally *bad to the bone* in school ? => # 2699 http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...3#post21289995
I'm sure he did a great job... knowing how his mom is on the right song
Lol, it wasn't a performance, it was a school disco.

He didn't go, apparently boycotting is his chosen method of rebellion.

I guess I'm doing something right when they see men in leather pants screaming about trolls as good music, singalong to songs done before I was born and don't recognize a single top 100 song from their lifetime.

The eldest opened the door to a Jehovas witness this morning and invited him in. Then he argued with the 40 something man about evolution. The hubby and I had a hard time watching it with a straight face but at least he was respectful with his commenting.
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      02-18-2017, 07:02 AM   #47062
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Lol, it wasn't a performance, it was a school disco.

He didn't go, apparently boycotting is his chosen method of rebellion.

I guess I'm doing something right when they see men in leather pants screaming about trolls as good music, singalong to songs done before I was born and don't recognize a single top 100 song from their lifetime.

The eldest opened the door to a Jehovas witness this morning and invited him in. Then he argued with the 40 something man about evolution. The hubby and I had a hard time watching it with a straight face but at least he was respectful with his commenting.
It must run in the family...
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      02-18-2017, 07:05 AM   #47063
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This extremely rare for a town in Europe to have a US fire engine, i really think Belgians are the most American Europeans. Also some of their cops use HD bikes also really rare in Europe.

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      02-18-2017, 07:37 AM   #47064
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What's an inviligator? Don't think we have them in US.
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      02-18-2017, 07:51 AM   #47065
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Not until shower time
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      02-18-2017, 08:24 AM   #47066
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This extremely rare for a town in Europe to have a US fire engine, i really think Belgians are the most American Europeans. Also some of their cops use HD bikes also really rare in Europe.
Yeah my friend...But meanwhile the latest news ( from 2 hours ago ) in Belgium => http://www.nieuwsblad.be/cnt/dmf20170218_02738027
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      02-18-2017, 10:08 AM   #47067
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What's an inviligator? Don't think we have them in US.
I think it's like a vibrating fleshlight.
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      02-18-2017, 10:26 AM   #47068
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I guess...You mean flashlight ?
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      02-18-2017, 10:28 AM   #47069
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      02-18-2017, 11:14 AM   #47070
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Google fleshlight Belgie
Ohh... Google showed me this William => https://www.willie.be/fleshlight/

Nothing for me...Don't need it .I prefer to play with real pussies .
And think fake pussies feel like shit !

Few min. later Google showed me this...
C'mon guys ! Don't tell me you guys fuck cucumbers ?!?!
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      02-18-2017, 11:15 AM   #47071
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      02-18-2017, 11:19 AM   #47072
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Yeah right ...LOL with me my friend !
You know I'm used to the real stuff

Imagine Ambiorix banging plastic pussies ..Pffffff !!!
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      02-18-2017, 11:56 AM   #47073
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That's fine... I'll take the vehicles and stocks and any other bonds... Plus cash...
Hi! Sup?
Sup, granny... Did you get a car yet? Or are you still just a shadow of your former self...
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      02-18-2017, 01:02 PM   #47074
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Ohh... Google showed me this William => https://www.willie.be/fleshlight/

Nothing for me...Don't need it .I prefer to play with real pussies .
And think fake pussies feel like shit !

Few min. later Google showed me this...
C'mon guys ! Don't tell me you guys fuck cucumbers ?!?!
Why is it okay and cool for a girl to fuck a cucumber but not a man. Double standards.
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      02-18-2017, 01:06 PM   #47075
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Ohh... Google showed me this William => https://www.willie.be/fleshlight/

Nothing for me...Don't need it .I prefer to play with real pussies .
And think fake pussies feel like shit !

Few min. later Google showed me this...
C'mon guys ! Don't tell me you guys fuck cucumbers ?!?!
Tot grappig, mann
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      02-18-2017, 01:06 PM   #47076
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Sup, granny... Did you get a car yet? Or are you still just a shadow of your former self...
Oh shut it you old goat. I'm playing scrabble and even the kids are better at it than I. I fucking hate the person who invented this torture.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      02-18-2017, 01:08 PM   #47077
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Oh shut it you old goat. I'm playing scrabble and even the kids are better at it than I. I fucking hate the person who invented this torture.
Scrabble sucks. Uno is the best, you can make it into a Mexican night with Coronas and tacos also.
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Scrabble sucks. Uno is the best, you can make it into a Mexican night with Coronas and tacos also.
Ha, we had Mexican for lunch, but sadly there are zero jalapenos in finland currently so it sucked. Now I'm being tortured to death by a game.

Why did I have to fire you? You were so much more fun than the bloody dork who keeps beating me at this is.
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      02-18-2017, 01:33 PM   #47079
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Ha, we had Mexican for lunch, but sadly there are zero jalapenos in finland currently so it sucked. Now I'm being tortured to death by a game.

Why did I have to fire you? You were so much more fun than the bloody dork who keeps beating me at this is.
Hindsight is 20/20 now isn't it! Ball was in your court, and you threw it out of bounds. I'm happily washing Biorin car with the most delicate of microfiber towels that were carefully threaded by some of Italy's best.

You done messed up.
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      02-18-2017, 01:34 PM   #47080
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Ha, we had Mexican for lunch, but sadly there are zero jalapenos in finland currently so it sucked. Now I'm being tortured to death by a game.

Why did I have to fire you? You were so much more fun than the bloody dork who keeps beating me at this is.
Hindsight is 20/20 now isn't it! Ball was in your court, and you threw it out of bounds. I'm happily washing Biorin car with the most delicate of microfiber towels that were carefully threaded by some of Italy's best.

You done messed up.
I thought the towels were made from your knitted testicle hairs?
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