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      02-18-2017, 01:43 PM   #47081
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Why is it okay and cool for a girl to fuck a cucumber but not a man. Double standards.
Your comment sounds like this...
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      02-18-2017, 01:49 PM   #47082
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I thought the towels were made from your knitted testicle hairs?
That explains the micro part






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I thought the towels were made from your knitted testicle hairs?
You weren't supposed to mention that..., it was in the non disclosure. Ugh.

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That explains the micro part



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NASA is still working on a telescope that can locate my penis. Thank God for government funding.
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      02-18-2017, 02:14 PM   #47084
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I thought the towels were made from your knitted testicle hairs?
You weren't supposed to mention that..., it was in the non disclosure. Ugh.
Secret is out. Put me down for two. How much?
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Secret is out. Put me down for two. How much?
Last offer was for $100 each, but the moment stopped using them worksmanship decreased drastically. Wanna throw an offer?
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Secret is out. Put me down for two. How much?
Last offer was for $100 each, but the moment stopped using them worksmanship decreased drastically. Wanna throw an offer?
I'll gladly pay you $2.38.
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I'll gladly pay you $2.38.
...., fine. Im broke, just PM the address.
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I'll gladly pay you $2.38.
...., fine. Im broke, just PM the address.
Ha! I would have paid $100! Sucker.
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Ha! I would have paid $100! Sucker.
Shouldnt have said that, now ill sell more to Biorin!

Could have kept your mouth shut and reaped the profits.
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      02-18-2017, 09:07 PM   #47095
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All Star contest is mad uncomfortable to watch between the Steph Curry half court shot and Aaron Gordon's dunks... or lack thereof.
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Bellator MMA is on Spike, its somewhat more interesting..., but not by much so far.
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All Star contest is mad uncomfortable to watch between the Steph Curry half court shot and Aaron Gordon's dunks... or lack thereof.
You turn me on when you talk ball. They should have a most disappointing award this year. I'd it'd be a tie between Klay and Curry.
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All Star contest is mad uncomfortable to watch between the Steph Curry half court shot and Aaron Gordon's dunks... or lack thereof.
I agree, i thnk it was sweet when Shaq lifted Sager's son so he can put the ball through the basket.
I like Reggie Miller, so it was nice seeing him too.
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You turn me on when you talk ball. They should have a most disappointing award this year. I'd it'd be a tie between Klay and Curry.
I felt bad for Curry, it was a lot of pressure, and I think giving him more tries just made it worse and worse.
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