Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

[Sara]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

But those who come from Mexico do NOT speak (proper) Spanish. Ask any of them, and they will tell you themselves that they speak Mexican.

And yes, when provided at the table, I use the knife all the time.

This.

Google translate cant tell me half the time what someone from Mexico City is saying.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Babe

Reminds me of a small sheep pig. La la la laaaaaaaa

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[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Not sure who Dexter is so I can't explain. This is coming from living with a "woman of Hispanic decent" (Mexican) for the last 17 years.

No wonder you seem happy Wade, you get good food!

I meant the tv show, with the knife, though I applaud your table manners.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Not sure who Dexter is so I can't explain. This is coming from living with a "woman of Hispanic decent" (Mexican) for the last 17 years.

Dexter was a hit TV show (a very good one at that, do recommend), as he was a serial killer that would kill serial killers, and would use a knife to draw a blood sample from all his victims cheek to add to his collection.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

This.

Google translate cant tell me half the time what someone from Mexico City is saying.

Try using it in New Mexico, it doesn't even work half the time. Maybe 1/4 if you're lucky.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

Dexter was a hit TV show (a very good one at that, do recommend), as he was a serial killer that would kill serial killers, and would use a knife to draw a blood sample from all his victims cheek to add to his collection.

That was on one of those paid Cable networks like HBO or CineMax, yes? My wife doesn't keep me in the TV lifestyle I had grown accustomed to in years leading up to our marriage. They don't show Friday After Dark on the free weekends.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

That was on one of those paid Cable networks like HBO or CineMax, yes? My wife doesn't keep me in the TV lifestyle I had grown accustomed to in years leading up to our marriage. They don't show Friday After Dark on the free weekends.

Yeah I want to say it was originally on HBO but they now play it on NetFlix and stuff.


Ahhhhh, the ol' ball and chain strikes again.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

That was on one of those paid Cable networks like HBO or CineMax, yes? My wife doesn't keep me in the TV lifestyle I had grown accustomed to in years leading up to our marriage. They don't show Friday After Dark on the free weekends.

You seem like a DVD kinda guy...complete series is out now.

[UncleWede]

I get enough gruff from the ball/chain about TWD, not sure I need Dexter in my life nowadays. I was totally hooked on that one about guys in prison

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Lups

Moddie I've said it many, many times but lets say it again: Please send us your junk. We have a long way to go to 10k and if I remember correctly you're a nice view too.

I'm a married guy and not into your shenanigans.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I'm a married guy and not into your shenanigans.

Haha, who is? This is for fun and goats.

[1MOREMOD]

It's all fun and games until someone cuts your balls off.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's all fun and games until someone cuts your balls off.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Don't even get me started on Caddyshack and Animal House.

Pulp Fiction...how could I forget Pulp Fiction.

"English, motherfucker...DO YOU SPEAK IT"

"WHAT ain't no country I've heard of. They speak English in what"

"You...flock of seagulls"

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I'd never eat that filthy motherfucker"

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's all fun and games until someone cuts your balls off.

I know moddie. It hurts like a bitch!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Pulp Fiction...how could I forget Pulp Fiction.

"English, motherfucker...DO YOU SPEAK IT"

"WHAT ain't no country I've heard of. They speak English in what"

"You...flock of seagulls"

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I'd never eat that filthy motherfucker"

How's the movie "The Walk" ?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Pulp Fiction...how could I forget Pulp Fiction.

"English, motherfucker...DO YOU SPEAK IT"

"WHAT ain't no country I've heard of. They speak English in what"

"You...flock of seagulls"

"Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I'd never eat that filthy motherfucker"

Did we forget to mention Scarface, too? You cocka-roach.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

How's the movie "The Walk" ?

Looks like it needs more aliens, machine guns, cocaine, and Sam Jackson.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Looks like it needs more aliens, machine guns, cocaine, and Sam Jackson.

Now I still know nothing... ?

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Now I still know nothing... ?

Phil...guy movies need aliens, death rays, cocaine, ginormous robots that transform into animals, etc...

This walking on a rope shit is kinda gay.

[Axius]

You forgot to mention boobs. There has to be boobs, too.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by C5driver

This walking on a rope shit is kinda gay.

Unless you are being chased by a bunch of robots with death rays from their eyes, and you are high on cocaine trying to walk to the mother ship and blow up the aliens!!!

Sorry 1MOREMOD it's just a movie, no real aliens were harmed in the thinking of this plot