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      05-23-2016, 04:27 PM   #177
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Here's something to ponder. Do you think it's got skunklets under there too?
'Nesting' is never a good sign....
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      05-23-2016, 05:04 PM   #178
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Here's something to ponder. Do you think it's got skunklets under there too?
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JGo, you're gonna spend $300 on HD shit and end up with Skunk juice everywhere!

BTW, tomato juice doesn't work. That. Well..... Check out my previous post.

JGo, as much as I enjoy this drama and your enthusiasm... Please call the pros.

This ain't gonna end well. Didn't you see Skunks posts?
Ok, once again here is how it's going down: I have devised a triple layer defense system. Stapled chicken wire to the shed at bottom and it goes down into trench. Then I put another layer of wire loose in trench going up and covered with dirt.

Then I lined the shed with bricks and wood--I noticed last night when I put bricks and pots in front of holes he did not move them and decided to go the easy route and dig a new hole. I left his first main hole open and tonight I will be watching for him and when I see him I have a can of foam spray and will hit that hole.

As far as baby's, I did think of that and don't want to trap anyone. I've been monitoring the situation a bit and don't believe there are because have not heard any sounds and only see one skunk....but that is far from conclusive. If after sealing I hear noises or have any indication there is anything under I will have to open a small area of chicken wire and formulate a new plan.

Were taking a step at a time and hoping for the best.
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      05-23-2016, 05:13 PM   #179
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Ok, once again here is how it's going down: I have devised a triple layer defense system. Stapled chicken wire to the shed at bottom and it goes down into trench. Then I put another layer of wire loose in trench going up and covered with dirt.

Then I lined the shed with bricks and wood--I noticed last night when I put bricks and pots in front of holes he did not move them and decided to go the easy route and dig a new hole. I left his first main hole open and tonight I will be watching for him and when I see him I have a can of foam spray and will hit that hole.

As far as baby's, I did think of that and don't want to trap anyone. I've been monitoring the situation a bit and don't believe there are because have not heard any sounds and only see one skunk....but that is far from conclusive. If after sealing I hear noises or have any indication there is anything under I will have to open a small area of chicken wire and formulate a new plan.

Were taking a step at a time and hoping for the best.
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Mad respect for JGo. Thanks for brightening a cripple's day!
Thanks man..I did some work...now I'm drinking a Dos Equis (you know why right)....going to barbecue some skewers and then Sharks game which I get to watch....so, that means having some drinks, which means when skunk time comes around I will be raring to go.....It's a full moon too, or at least it was last night. If I'm lucky I will get more footage. He's going to be fucking pisssssed!

Hope your feeling ok.
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      05-23-2016, 05:23 PM   #181
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Thanks man..I did some work...now I'm drinking a Dos Equis (you know why right)....going to barbecue some skewers and then Sharks game which I get to watch....so, that means having some drinks, which means when skunk time comes around I will be raring to go.....It's a full moon too, or at least it was last night. If I'm lucky I will get more footage. He's going to be fucking pisssssed!

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I'm ok, thanks man.
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      05-23-2016, 07:25 PM   #182
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When I'm looking to get skunk sprayed....I drink dos equiis.
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      05-23-2016, 07:27 PM   #183
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When I'm looking to get skunk sprayed....I drink dos equiis.
I don't always get sprayed by a skunk, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis (cuz it smells the same when you open the bottle)

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Ok..Sharks won and I'm 10 drink in..now it's skunk time....Burrrppp.....if I stay awakw...yeah..skunk time. Wish me luuuck...haha
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      05-23-2016, 10:49 PM   #185
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Ok..Sharks won and I'm 10 drink in..now it's skunk time....Burrrppp.....if I stay awakw...yeah..skunk time. Wish me luuuck...haha
Good luck... Skunky!
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      05-23-2016, 11:04 PM   #186
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Ok guys..we just hit Defcon 5...newspaper was out of hole..I made the executive decision and foamed the hole....critical time now...if I have any new info you will be the first to know....well my son is very excited..and I have a big buzzz.
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      05-24-2016, 08:06 AM   #187
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Just stick an M80 under the shed and call it a day
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      05-24-2016, 08:28 AM   #189
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Skunk under the shed thread should be stickied
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      05-24-2016, 08:34 AM   #191
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We need to up the ante a little here. Each step that gets taken, jgoens needs to be slightly more drunk than the last time he tried. He is quite entertaining when he's had a few. I wish we had a way to get the skunk wasted. A drunk fight would be epic.
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Drunk skunk-"I'm just gonna take a little piss right over here......oopsie let a little juice out, ahhh fukit nobody saw me."

Just happens that skunk was pissing on jgoes BMW's tire.
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Drunk skunk-"I'm just gonna take a little piss right over here......oopsie let a little juice out, ahhh fukit nobody saw me."

Just happens that skunk was pissing on jgoes BMW's tire.
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      05-24-2016, 10:01 AM   #194
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I got a login over at the other forum. - It's pretty brutal, man.
Any new posts by Skunky?
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Any new posts by Skunky?
Little more subdued this time... he seems tired.
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So like, I’m banging the old lady right, and I hear this ruckus. I have to get up to go check the sound. I cannot see the opening, because I am NOT hitting it from behind - cuz, you know, skunk, amirite? So anyway, this drunk mofo is staggering around the yard. I had run outside to take a shit earlier, so I had moved the paper he keeps sticking in front of the hole. The drunk moron (mumbling something about an “egg-z-ekj-a-tif decizhun” - seriously, slurring drunk - sprays foam in the hole. Seriously, WTF? He kept me up all day putting up wire, which was nice, because it keeps the riff raft out. I figure he is doing some updates for me. So, anyway, I decide to finish up the ol’ lady, cuz… you know, I’m a he-skunk and shit. Well, oopsie, I let a little juice out, but I’m like… fuckit. I’m a skunk… I’ll just kick em all out later, we don’t have child services for skunks (not even in California). So, I may be a daddy again… #fml Hopefully, not. I am gonna chew through this foam (hah - foam! srsly bruh?) and get some Plan B from the pharmacy. I just hope the Sharks go deep, cuz he is FUN to watch get drunk. Stay tuned!
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      05-24-2016, 11:00 AM   #197
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Ok...so, first thing went to check skunk land....and I have good results but now a question remains.

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On the side, digging has happened as you can see and if you refer to the previous pic from yesterday everything was all filled. You see he went only past the first line of defense (remember it was 3 stage defense system) but the curious thing here is that the dirt is removed on the other side of the wire from the inside. So, I did not inspect this area last night, like I probably should have, and this could have happened before he went out where the newspaper was. He could have just dug from the inside first and then said screw it and pushed the newspaper out and went out the front hole.

And when he returned to find the foam, figured he would dig a new hole on the side like the other night.

Or...something is still inside.
At this point nothing has went in or out through these barriers. So, looking for opinions now.

I was hoping to report 100% success and close the case but now I have to monitor and try to determine if any animals are still under there in which case I will open up some of the chicken wire.

Was also hoping to get some footage last night but due to a blend of Beer, whiskey and Gin didn't stay up past 9:30.

Here is the foam job..figure you guys want to see that.
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      05-24-2016, 11:02 AM   #198
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Just get a couple bags of quickset and pour around the shed.
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