Kid finds a Rattlesnake in the toilet.

j_marinelli · 02-03-2017, 11:54 AM

Its been on the news the last couple days but thought Id share anyways.

All I can say is:

A Texas kid spotted a rattlesnake in the toilet — and then the snake-removal crew found 23 more

Alfisti · 02-03-2017, 12:01 PM

As an aussie i have very little tolerance for snakes, i just figure all of them can kill you in a second.

fecurtis · 02-03-2017, 12:55 PM

The protocol here is similar to what a woman should do when she sees a spider in the house.

Burn it down, burn it all down.

Axius · 02-03-2017, 12:58 PM

Knowing its trapped in the toilet...., I'd try to trap it and kill it and eat it over a fire

tranquility · 02-03-2017, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Knowing its trapped in the toilet...., I'd try to trap it and kill it and eat it over a fire

After heavily marinated w/ toilet water? Ya, great idea!

Axius · 02-03-2017, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tranquility

After heavily marinated w/ toilet water? Ya, great idea!

You kill bacteria by cooking it, plus, the skin gets peeled back to expose the actual meat of a snake so like a doodoo condom.

Irishsig · 02-03-2017, 01:39 PM

Imagine getting bit on the nads by that!

nyalpine90 · 02-03-2017, 02:00 PM

kill it with fire

The Choosey begger · 02-03-2017, 02:05 PM

This is why i wont live in places like rural Texas, Australia etc.

Haywood · 02-03-2017, 02:19 PM

Best place to live - Ireland. There's nothing there that will kill you! Well, maybe your liver will.

j_marinelli · 02-03-2017, 02:21 PM

Ahhh it aint that bad.... Just remember rule #104-b... Look before you squat! and if you see a snake, then refer to rule #87.... Double tap the sum-b!tch!!!

nyalpine90 · 02-03-2017, 02:26 PM

put a claymore or thermite

tranquility · 02-03-2017, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You kill bacteria by cooking it, plus, the skin gets peeled back to expose the actual meat of a snake so like a doodoo condom.

Dude, that's just nasty contaminating all your cookware lol.

smoosh · 02-14-2017, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nyalpine90

put a claymore or thermite

damn claymore placing camping noob-tubing kids these days

HFW003 · 02-14-2017, 06:06 PM

pfft, rattle snake.

We go through worse than that every day down here!

Banana Hammock · 02-14-2017, 09:28 PM

No choice but to nuke the house from orbit.

Nuh uh fuuuuckkkkk that!

Maynard · 02-14-2017, 11:21 PM

FWIW, they just lay in the toilet for the water (from outside), they don't swim up thru the plumbing and come up underneath you.

nyalpine90 · 02-15-2017, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

damn claymore placing camping noob-tubing kids these days

dont u hate it

shay2nak · 02-15-2017, 01:27 PM

Wow! I would not kill it or cook it over the fire, but trap it and throw it over my fence to my neighbor's yard. lol

j_marinelli · 02-15-2017, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HFW003

pfft, rattle snake.

We go through worse than that every day down here!

LOL that's because y'all have like dinosaurs down there. Hell everything down under can probably kill and eay you if you aren't careful!

Alfisti · 02-15-2017, 08:11 PM

Bad motherfucker .....

Lups · 02-15-2017, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Knowing its trapped in the toilet...., I'd try to trap it and kill it and eat it over a fire

Salt, peppar, little olive oil, you're fine. I'm with you on the dinner! But...

Those follow food, and I'd be screaming extremely manly while exiting thw house in a calm manner when I would realize how many rars the house must have nearby.

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