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04-22-2015, 11:26 AM | #1673 | |
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What got me busted was watching too many movies. I had cashier's checks made out in $9,900 each. I figured that was better than $9,999. In the end, it didn't mean a thing, it's the aggregate. And the SAR was submitted. |
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04-22-2015, 11:31 AM | #1674 |
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You guys ever watch "Handy Manny?" It's on Disney Junior. I've always wondered how come the tools can talk.
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04-22-2015, 11:39 AM | #1675 | |
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04-22-2015, 12:01 PM | #1676 | |
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I mean, I may be an ass, but I do know it's better than being a vaginal cleaning product for fat women. |
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04-23-2015, 12:02 PM | #1678 |
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The au pair got a parking ticket today, had the car parked the wrong direction. I told her we'll talk about it tonight, but she texted me a pic anyway.
I'm sorry, but they drive on the same side of the road as we do in Sweden. She'll have to pay for the ticket, one way or another. |
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04-23-2015, 05:12 PM | #1680 |
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So cold here today I had to activate the heated seats and steering wheel in the D.
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04-23-2015, 10:28 PM | #1682 |
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My feets hurt.
My dogs is achin'. I need a foot massage. And a side o' bacon. Or in the immortal words of Jimmy Buffett: My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.
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04-24-2015, 04:56 AM | #1683 |
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When you have the biggest house building and biggest lot with a pond behind it in your sub division and complain about the type of fencing you can use and is only allowed
#myparentsfirstworldproblem lol
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04-24-2015, 06:20 PM | #1685 |
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Looks like it's going to rain. My car currently has on its track wheels which have no tread. Time to drift on my way home. Don't drive behind me, you might freak out.
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04-27-2015, 10:50 AM | #1686 |
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I stayed the night at a lady friends place yesterday, and since I normally go home on Sundays, my work shoes are at my place. It was an hour out of the way to get them. My backup pair is of course, in my backpack at my place as well.
I've been sneaking around the plant like a fucking ninja, trying to make sure nobody writes me up for wearing non-slip resistant shoes. |
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04-27-2015, 12:05 PM | #1687 | |
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What's so hard about keeping a spare in the car, right? Like my sunglasses, I have 3 good pairs on the nightstand. |
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04-27-2015, 12:15 PM | #1688 | |
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04-27-2015, 11:30 PM | #1689 |
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It's always when you want to stealth out of something or say you're absolutely through with something... That you seem to forget something.
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04-29-2015, 10:34 AM | #1690 |
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So I've been working on this hard milling tie bar removal process on a Fanuc HMC, started with a solid carbide 12 flute 12mm endmill running 375 parts, 5 at a time 62 second cycle that they set up at the prototype facility in Marshall, MI before bringing it down here for production.
Got a 6 flute endmill with a .5mm corner rad, changed feeds & speeds, changed tool paths. 875 parts per tool, 42 second cycle time, endmill is $30 less. The savings for one year volume of 3.2m parts is $700,000 from the changes. Might not get credit for the whole, if any, because we haven't ran the original tools for 1 calendar year. Now it's considered a cost avoidance, and all that work might be for jack shit on my end. Right now I'm fighting with upper management, because if it's like this going forward, I'm just not going to fix shit until we run it for 1 year and make them pay out the ass. My bonus and salary increases are based on work like this, so getting little to no credit is really infuriating. |
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04-29-2015, 12:30 PM | #1691 | |
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Cliff Notes: Billup done good and gets no credit.
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04-29-2015, 01:36 PM | #1693 |
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Well everything is relative. $700k will get you a "good" boat, but nothing special. For a company that makes $200 mil per qtr, $700k is "good." Now if someone were to give me a $700k bonus, that would be several orders of magnitude better than "good."
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