Welcome to the "FML" Thread.

[CDM3DCT]

Got hyped when I saw a new box of corn flakes on top of my fridge this morning, courtesy of the gf. Filled a huge bowl of cereal and then realized I didn't have milk. Didn't have time to make another breakfast, I'm still hungry and I still want my corn flakes- with MILK...FML.

[Billup]

My girlfriend is back in MI. No woman in the kitchen to make dinner for a while. Fml.

[Litos]

now THAT'S what i'm talkin about !!!!!

she remembered my Raspberry Granola.......

[Billup]

^ Feel fortunate!

[Nkc]

I know more about Lito's wife's measurements and height than my own wife, FML.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by Nkc

than my own wife, FML.

post pics !!!!!!

[SAM135iAM]

Originally Posted by supLOL

Dropping a deuce at 3 am. Small, bullet sized nugget blasts out. (estimated 0-60 time=4.3 seconds.) Water splash comes up and drenches my hole.

FML.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by Litos

post pics !!!!!!

Ask and you shall receive.



This probably isn't the best pic of her but yes I know, she's hot. You guys don't need to tell me, I get compliments almost everyday. She's also a model in Hong Kong. If you're interested to see more of her you can google image 八兩金 .

[Litos]

ok, i request pictures of dude's wife - see red x.

right click, show picture, still see red x - FML !!!!!

[CDM3DCT]

Originally Posted by Nkc

Ask and you shall receive.



This probably isn't the best pic of her but yes I know, she's hot. You guys don't need to tell me, I get compliments almost everyday. She's also a model in Hong Kong. If you're interested to see more of her you can google image 八兩金 .

Why does she have broad shoulders though...

[Billup]

Went and had Mexican for lunch, decided to come back to work. FML.

[Colt]

Originally Posted by Billup

Went and had Mexican for lunch, decided to come back to work. FML.

You'll be feeling that mexican later at work, FYL.

[Litos]

at work opening up a green jolley rancher - getting my figers all sticky while trying to peel pieces of wrapper off my goddamn candy !!!!

F...M......L !!!!!

[Billup]

I'm starting to feel the Mexican. FML

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Billup

I'm starting to feel the Mexican. FML

Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.

[Litos]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Leave Litos alone. Pretty sure he's hetero and doesn't appreciate your attentions.

hetero, yes.

....but that still doesn't mean I wouldn't give him a shot at a good ol fashioned between the sheets brodown.....

[CDM3DCT]

Trying to turn off TV to fall asleep but the batteries in my remote are dead... I have to manually turn it off... FML!!!!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Litos

hetero, yes.

....but that still doesn't mean I wouldn't give him a shot at a good ol fashioned between the sheets brodown.....

Be careful, I was master of brodown in Motown summer of '92.

On a side note, went and got a coffee and saw that someone bastardized the sugar shaker. Huge chunk of sugar fell in and now its too sweet. FML.

[Joekerr]

Does brodown mean something other than I think it does? You know...I think I was thinking of "brojob". So what is brodown?

[Litos]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Does brodown mean something other than I think it does? You know...I think I was thinking of "brojob". So what is brodown?

brojob and brodown is essentially the same thing.

every once in a while, you gotta hook one of your bros up.

if he's sad, feeling down or not having a good day, you gotta let him know you care by giving him a brojob or just letting him hit that shit.

it's what bros do.....

[Billup]

I think he was confused because he is from the north. Back when I would visit Windsor I think they called it a "Buddydown, eh". Just different terminology.