Ask a girl anything?

UglyBuzzard · 05-04-2016, 06:55 PM

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I don't have much of a sweet tooth so I'd probably rather gift someone the lollipops.

Your innocence is enchanting and your tin foil hat is fetching

Biorin · 05-04-2016, 06:56 PM

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Your innocence is enchanting and your tin foil hat is fetching

Innocent as a lamb.

jtodd_fl · 05-04-2016, 06:56 PM

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Give, receive, or both?

I don't have much of a sweet tooth so I'd probably rather gift someone the lollipops.

Is there a "raises hand" emoji? How come there are no good ones dammit? How's your salt tooth?

Biorin · 05-04-2016, 06:58 PM

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Is there a "raises hand" emoji? How come there are no good ones dammit? How's your salt tooth?

No good... tootsie roll flavors? I'm not sure, you'd have to ask the company. I wasn't born with a salt tooth, but I do have two wisdom teeth still if that compensates.

UglyBuzzard · 05-04-2016, 07:05 PM

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Innocent as a lamb.

and dumb as a fox

Mywifes335 · 05-04-2016, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

No good... tootsie roll flavors? I'm not sure, you'd have to ask the company. I wasn't born with a salt tooth, but I do have two wisdom teeth still if that compensates.

I have one wisdom tooth. Why?!

Mr Tonka · 05-04-2016, 09:30 PM

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I have one wisdom tooth. Why?!

I have 4 bitches! Smart as a mofo up in here with dees 4 toofs.

Mywifes335 · 05-04-2016, 09:39 PM

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I have 4 bitches! Smart as a mofo up in here with dees 4 toofs.

I love "toof". This chick at school was named Ruth but she was fugly. We called her Toof.

1LRM3 · 05-05-2016, 04:34 AM

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I love "toof". This chick at school was named Ruth but she was fugly. We called her Toof.

pure bullying but funny as fook!

Lups · 05-05-2016, 02:12 PM

Hey why don't you guys come up with anything good when I have the time!

Banana Hammock · 05-05-2016, 02:16 PM

Guys have basic public bathroom etiquette such as leaving a 1 urinal buffer between you and the next person or not talking unless you're both on the same ground (both using the urinal, waiting or a urinal/stall, or washing hands). Do girls have similar etiquette?

Lups · 05-05-2016, 02:22 PM

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Guys have basic public bathroom etiquette such as leaving a 1 urinal buffer between you and the next person or not talking unless you're both on the same ground (both using the urinal, waiting or a urinal/stall, or washing hands). Do girls have similar etiquette?

If I need to pee while in a bar, I use the men's room.

I might be weird.

I might live a little.

I enjoy danger, speed and most things most people do more normally than I, but the restroom of any bar is too much for me.

Give a girl a drink and the only way they can answer a question in the Na is screaming and giggling. I prefer going to the mens room and walking out to wash my hands. If anyone asks, I always say I'm a transgender person, but my dick keeps popping out.

"remember, choose the expensive surgeon!"

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 02:29 PM

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If I need to pee while in a bar, I use the men's room.

I might be weird.

I might live a little.

I enjoy danger, speed and most things most people do more normally than I, but the restroom of any bar is too much for me.

Give a girl a drink and the only way they can answer a question in the Na is screaming and giggling. I prefer going to the mens room and walking out to wash my hands. If anyone asks, I always say I'm a transgender person, but my dick keeps popping out.

"remember, choose the expensive surgeon!"

What if while you're in the Men's stall, someone pops a big ol penis through the gloryhole?

(not yours)

Lups · 05-05-2016, 02:37 PM

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What if while you're in the Men's stall, someone pops a big ol penis through the gloryhole?

(not yours)

I'm euro. It's unlikely anyone has something I have not seen.

Even boobs. Those are surprisingly common as real ones in the mens restroom.

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 02:48 PM

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I'm euro. It's unlikely anyone has something I have not seen.

Even boobs. Those are surprisingly common as real ones in the mens restroom.

Hmmm... Would you have some fun at his expense? Perhap pretend you're shocked and embarrassed? Or worse, get him all excited and leave him "hanging"?

Lups · 05-05-2016, 03:00 PM

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Hmmm... Would you have some fun at his expense? Perhap pretend you're shocked and embarrassed? Or worse, get him all excited and leave him "hanging"?

Meh. I'm only cruel to assholes.

I have an issue with shutting up. Usually I use my powers for good but when ever men or women piss me off I sadly use a few words and slay them.

It's okay though, since I feel bad afterwards. I honestly am regretful every time I know I've done a bad thing, and slayed an ego. I've actually approached later on a few of my victims and told them I'm sorry.

But honestly, 99% they deserve it and worse.

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 03:12 PM

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Meh. I'm only cruel to assholes.

I have an issue with shutting up. Usually I use my powers for good but when ever men or women piss me off I sadly use a few words and slay them.

It's okay though, since I feel bad afterwards. I honestly am regretful every time I know I've done a bad thing, and slayed an ego. I've actually approached later on a few of my victims and told them I'm sorry.

But honestly, 99% they deserve it and worse.

Even if they've deserved it? I do believe in justice.

Lups · 05-05-2016, 03:23 PM

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Even if they've deserved it? I do believe in justice.

I believe in justice too but making a person think is different than taking their mojo away. And the big thing is, with theirs, walks away mine too since being a bully is not what I ever want to be.

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 03:33 PM

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I believe in justice too but making a person think is different than taking their mojo away. And the big thing is, with theirs, walks away mine too since being a bully is not what I ever want to be.

Awwwww... You're sweet!

Hey, how's your injuries healing up?

Lups · 05-05-2016, 03:48 PM

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Awwwww... You're sweet!

Hey, how's your injuries healing up?

Lol, if you're talking about apologizing injuries, badly. It's not nice to realize that person you slayed was just as shallow as you pointed out. It takes more work than saying something like sorry I had a bad day.

Mywifes335 · 05-05-2016, 04:09 PM

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Lol, if you're talking about apologizing injuries, badly. It's not nice to realize that person you slayed was just as shallow as you pointed out. It takes more work than saying something like sorry I had a bad day.

Perhaps a gift certificate for some therapy. Post-slaying.

Banana Hammock · 05-05-2016, 04:16 PM

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Perhaps a gift certificate for some therapy. Post-slaying.

Just give em a bit of this and send them on their way.

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