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      02-07-2016, 03:19 PM   #177
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Not really William ..
You know it also...First I need to feel something and that happens only if they look really good..... in bent over position
And you know also where I need to feel something

Agreed I got a lot GF's ,and still do and they are always new
Dang... I really wished I had more time for them ..
Oh come on Phil, with my new found life I don't even have standards to care if there is something special with the hot chick that wants to get down.

Those comments were a little more perverted than I think I was prepared for. Although, I can't say I should have expected anything less.
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      02-07-2016, 03:28 PM   #178
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Oh Phil. Do you not know how many here would loan me a car yo see a race between us?

My point is and was my points were made by me having sooooooo much time in my hands and me preferring internet to irl.

Seriously, even when I took on the whole forum, I was never questioned as an enthusiast, even when my writing and manners got a ton of feedback.

Even now, when I won't own a car in a long time again, nobody questions me as an enthusiast.

Just tell me what we're racing in Phil.
Anna in short...
We all are racing in the "BIMMERPOST" love race !
Just look "Herbie" and you know what I mean .
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      02-07-2016, 03:33 PM   #179
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Oh come on Phil, with my new found life I don't even have standards to care if there is something special with the hot chick that wants to get down.

Those comments were a little more perverted than I think I was prepared for. Although, I can't say I should have expected anything less.
Dang William you sound really serious today ..Are you ok brother ?
Actually too serious for Bimmerpost , but I need to say I'm only serious in the S65 section
Think you saw that too...
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      02-07-2016, 03:47 PM   #180
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Dang William you sound really serious today ..Are you ok brother ?
Actually too serious for Bimmerpost , but I need to say I'm only serious in the S65 section
Think you saw that too...
Oh I'm better than just ok, Phil! No serious, that's just my American light hearted sarcasm. It's hard to read through text, so I'll give you a free pass on this one.

If you want my serious posts, some are located in the stupid Porsche driver thread.
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      02-07-2016, 03:52 PM   #181
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Anna in short...
We all are racing in the "BIMMERPOST" love race !
Just look "Herbie" and you know what I mean .
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      02-07-2016, 04:58 PM   #182
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No.
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Ohhh.. C'mon Anna ,just look to "Herbie" again and think..
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      02-07-2016, 05:24 PM   #183
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      02-07-2016, 05:31 PM   #184
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I'm just in for a jerk, I mean rep point.
Here you you..+ 1 rep .
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      02-07-2016, 08:46 PM   #185
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      02-10-2016, 05:18 AM   #187
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      02-10-2016, 11:00 AM   #189
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Blowjobs?
What is this "blow" "job" you speak of?
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I also like drinking protein in the am.
I had a girlfriend like this also
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Was it topped with cream?
More like pus, but it could be cream if you closed your eyes and licked it.
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What is this "blow" "job" you speak of?
Full of protein. Good for hair on your chest.
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Full of protein. Good for hair on your chest.
Paging Mr. protein shake... 1MOREMOD
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More like pus, but it could be cream if you closed your eyes and licked it.
Vomit. In. Mouth.
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Looks like a chick at my job, only this one is better.
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Looks like a chick at my job, only this one is better.
I want her boobs. I will rep anyone all day everyday for boob fund.
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