BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Go Back   7Post - 7 Series Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      10-24-2014, 04:50 PM   #1013
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11820
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89 View Post
I think I still need to remind him of the decisions he made. You abandoned your kids at the ages of 2, 4, and 6. You never helped my mother financially. Instead, a family of four had to live in a one bedroom apt and having to take showers at the local fire hydrant while you chased tail around. Now you want to stay at my place? Trust me, kids don’t forget shit.
Dude, I agree.

I got so much shit from my mother on every turn, for that alone I would keep the contact as minimal, but after my dad died a lot of extra shit went down the adult me will never forget either. Now I count as my family the people I love, and they are that even no blood relations would be there. My family expands all the time, and I could not be happier about being free from pretending blood is thicker than water.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2014, 05:48 PM   #1014
M_Six
Free Thinker
M_Six's Avatar
United_States
16534
Rep
7,447
Posts

Drives: 2016 MB GLC300 4matic
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Foothills of Mt Level

iTrader: (0)

Xmas at my sister's place in FL. She has a 110lb Rottweiler that attacks smaller dogs. Brother has a Boston Terrier that he insists on bringing. Sister won't restrict her dog in her own house. Wifey hates dogs. Shaping up to be a fine Xmas.
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2014, 06:39 PM   #1015
2011CrazE89
Moved on
2011CrazE89's Avatar
United_States
123
Rep
166
Posts

Drives: 2011 Z430i & 2015 MB C300
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: South Florida

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by M_Six View Post
Xmas at my sister's place in FL. She has a 110lb Rottweiler that attacks smaller dogs. Brother has a Boston Terrier that he insists on bringing. Sister won't restrict her dog in her own house. Wifey hates dogs. Shaping up to be a fine Xmas.
Lol, happy holidays
Appreciate 0
      10-24-2014, 06:52 PM   #1016
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11820
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by M_Six View Post
Xmas at my sister's place in FL. She has a 110lb Rottweiler that attacks smaller dogs. Brother has a Boston Terrier that he insists on bringing. Sister won't restrict her dog in her own house. Wifey hates dogs. Shaping up to be a fine Xmas.
Bring the wife and come here, I bet my family will make yours look like angels!

Before dinner my mother usually likes to start the small talk and the subjects she loves are: I look old, I'm fat, my hair looks like shit, I could put in the effort and be decent for once, why is it that her daughter doesn't have pretty (horrible plastic) nails, why do I not interact with her more, am I on birth control and if so do I know foe sure it's working, kids are lovely, but why am I home with them, oh boy she never pictured me this fat, am I going to be fat forever, why can't I cut my hair, why am I happy when I'm not perfect, how can I live happily as this poor (only one has an outside job, that in her mind means we are broke), why would I refuse to go shopping and then... Shoes.

I will spend the holidays drunk. If I ever find out who told her we live in Seattle, not Washington (easy to mix up with the capitol) I will kill the person.

Then we start the dinner that has too much pepper, too much different flavors, why not traditional, don't I know how to, why is there no fish jaadi fucking jaa!

This year my defense pattern will involve asking my oh so perfect brother all about his girlfriends. He's thirty, so this should shut them up from time to time.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 10:09 AM   #1017
2011CrazE89
Moved on
2011CrazE89's Avatar
United_States
123
Rep
166
Posts

Drives: 2011 Z430i & 2015 MB C300
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: South Florida

iTrader: (0)

When you put down your sun visor, and the sun somehow still manages to blind you through the 2 inch gap between the visor and the rear view mirror.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 10:12 AM   #1018
2011CrazE89
Moved on
2011CrazE89's Avatar
United_States
123
Rep
166
Posts

Drives: 2011 Z430i & 2015 MB C300
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: South Florida

iTrader: (0)

When you have to listen to your coworker with smokers cough crunch on dry cheerios ALL DAY!
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 10:18 AM   #1019
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
472
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

When people talk too much. Sometimes, I just want to gaze into your eyes and not say a word. Just have a conversation with our eyes, and then part ways into a dense fog never to return.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 10:34 AM   #1020
j_marinelli
Private First Class
508
Rep
145
Posts

Drives: 2015 Mustang GT
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Spring Branch, TX.

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89 View Post
When you have to listen to your coworker with smokers cough crunch on dry cheerios ALL DAY!
The guy next to me at the office does this too!!!! I will buy donuts for the office just to have him eat soft quite food
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:20 PM   #1021
Anorax
New Member
1
Rep
24
Posts

Drives: 09 135i 6AT
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Rockies

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by DSB335d View Post
It's irritating when I'm working on something and drag a window from one screen to another and all my open windows get minimized!!
Err... that's the win7 shake. Just grab the window you just moved and shake it again. Use that anger... the rest will come back up.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:28 PM   #1022
Sara
Lieutenant General
5776
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

People who cant fucking show up and do their part. I am so fucking annoyed. Just walk out of the office because you are upset? Sweetheart there are THOUSANDS of people who WISH they had your job. This is the 10th time she's done this. I grabbed a box, took everything off her walls and texted her a picture of it. You're done. You're fucking done. I've had it with you. Fucking Cunt with a capital C

Last edited by Sara; 10-29-2014 at 03:28 PM..
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:32 PM   #1023
m3ray
Banned
No_Country
101
Rep
701
Posts

Drives: '09 e92 M3
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: New York City

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
People who cant fucking show up and do their part. I am so fucking annoyed. Just walk of the office because you are upset? Sweetheart there are THOUSANDS of people who WISH they had your job. This is the 10th time she's done this. I grabbed a box, took everything off her walls and texted her a picture of it. You're done. You're fucking done. I've had it with you. Fucking Cunt with a capital C
Damn. Never heard a chic use the "C" word about another chic. I kinda of like you.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:39 PM   #1024
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

Tell em, Sara. btw nice avatar.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:43 PM   #1025
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
472
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Yeah. Cleave and legs. Doesn't draw any attention at all.


Giving me an idea for my own avy.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:46 PM   #1026
Sara
Lieutenant General
5776
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup View Post
Yeah. Cleave and legs. Doesn't draw any attention at all.


Giving me an idea for my own avy.
Does this get more attention if I make it bigger?
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:47 PM   #1027
Sara
Lieutenant General
5776
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Sorry, not much gets to me but I hate that bitch. Fuck her and good riddance.

I apologize for my sailors mouth.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:49 PM   #1028
jc05e46m3
Brigadier General
jc05e46m3's Avatar
United_States
844
Rep
3,249
Posts

Drives: '21 F90 M5 Comp
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Everywhere.

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
Does this get more attention if I make it bigger?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
Sorry, not much gets to me but I hate that bitch. Fuck her and good riddance.

I apologize for my sailors mouth.
A. Nothing wrong with a sailor's mouth.
B. Good choice on interior color.
__________________
'21 /// M5 Comp - Frozen Brilliant White/Black
'18 Porsche GT3 Carrara White/Black/Red - Sold
'18 /// M3 - Individual Imola/Black - Sold
'15 /// M4 - YMB/SO - Sold
'12 E92 ///M3 ZCP - AW/FR - Sold
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:50 PM   #1029
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
472
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504 View Post
Does this get more attention if I make it bigger?
Mmm, do you have the full res version still?
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:52 PM   #1030
m3ray
Banned
No_Country
101
Rep
701
Posts

Drives: '09 e92 M3
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: New York City

iTrader: (0)

This grabs my attention more.

(IBID: Billup)

Name:  A.jpg
Views: 299
Size:  72.1 KB
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:53 PM   #1031
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup View Post
Mmm, do you have the full res version still?
For research purposes. I, um am consider that color interior.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:54 PM   #1032
Billup
Banned
Burkina Faso
472
Rep
928
Posts

Drives: Your mum crazy.
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baconopolos Island

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by m3ray View Post
This grabs my attention more.
Can't you just act like an adult for at least one millisecond?
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 01:56 PM   #1033
m3ray
Banned
No_Country
101
Rep
701
Posts

Drives: '09 e92 M3
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: New York City

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Billup View Post
Can't you just act like an adult for at least one millisecond?
I cannot. It is a genetic predisposition. Don't worry. I gave you credit for the artwork.
Appreciate 0
      10-29-2014, 02:03 PM   #1034
grimlock
Colonel
716
Rep
2,003
Posts

Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Hong Kong

iTrader: (0)

That's Billup's phallus? I mean, his original work? It looks familiar..
Appreciate 0
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:25 AM.




7post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST