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      10-08-2015, 01:17 AM   #15577
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My wife has enough jalapeņo recipes to keep me in tears for the rest of my natural life, she just doesn't like me to brush her hair
Okay. Here is the deal: Screw the kids with cancer or who ever wanted to buy my hair for the cause, you yank those recipes out of the wife and I will send you my hair.
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Okay. Here is the deal: Screw the kids with cancer or who ever wanted to buy my hair for the cause, you yank those recipes out of the wife and I will send you my hair.
You yank that beautiful blonde hair out and I may have to resign from my pool maintenance position.
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You yank that beautiful blonde hair out and I may have to resign from my pool maintenance position.
Sorry, this is serious. Jalapenos are involved.
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Sorry, this is serious. Jalapenos are involved.
We'll see who has the real problem when that pool starts to get algae.
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We'll see who has the real problem when that pool starts to get algae.
Okay, okay, hold on!

I'll send fake hair to wade, and when I get a pool we will be cool and we can enjoy the recipes cheated from his wife while you clean the wasteful water feature I would never be able to use anyway?

Sound like a plan!
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Okay. Here is the deal: Screw the kids with cancer or who ever wanted to buy my hair for the cause, you yank those recipes out of the wife and I will send you my hair.
Mama lups talking about her blonde hair again. I'll buy you hair if it cures cancer.
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Mama lups talking about her blonde hair again. I'll buy you hair if it cures cancer.
Actually we are talking about jalapenos. You are more than welcome to hand over your recipes too, I'm running out of new ideas.
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Actually we are talking about jalapenos. You are more than welcome to hand over your recipes too, I'm running out of new ideas.
Only if you're going to send me your hair as a reward.
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Actually we are talking about jalapenos. You are more than welcome to hand over your recipes too, I'm running out of new ideas.
Are you running out of Jalapenos, this late in the season?
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Only if you're going to send me your hair as a reward.
It looks like a cat threw it up, I have been too busy eating bonbons and chips and I haven't brushed it in over a week. You can have it.

Now, hand over the recipes!
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Are you running out of Jalapenos, this late in the season?
Yeah, well I've been eating mostly those since august. Hey I saw your Seattle thread! Remember to bring me seeds from your collection!
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Yeah, well I've been eating mostly those since august. Hey I saw your Seattle thread! Remember to bring me seeds from your collection!
Thanks for the reminder...will do. PM inbound...
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Okay, okay, hold on!

I'll send fake hair to wade, and when I get a pool we will be cool and we can enjoy the recipes cheated from his wife while you clean the wasteful water feature I would never be able to use anyway?

Sound like a plan!
I like this plan. I approve of this message. Now I need to go find a new bathing suit to wear for the new venture! Where shall we go shopping?
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Thanks for the reminder...will do. PM inbound...
I can be your tourist guide, I can show you the ramp I had to find to find California, and a Starbucks and and my favorite traffic jam spots! All the cool stuff awaits!
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I like this plan. I approve of this message. Now I need to go find a new bathing suit to wear for the new venture! Where shall we go shopping?
We are over. I don't shop even for you.
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I can be your tourist guide, I can show you the ramp I had to find to find California, and a Starbucks and and my favorite traffic jam spots! All the cool stuff awaits!
Can you find me a night market in Seattle?

Have you ever been to The Herb Farm in Woodinville or should we just go back to Canlis?
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We are over when I say we are over!


Fine. No shopping. I'll just clean in my birthday suit. I hope you're happy.
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It looks like a cat threw it up, I have been too busy eating bonbons and chips and I haven't brushed it in over a week. You can have it.

Now, hand over the recipes!
I dont believe you, you must brush your hair 2-3 times a day and cant stop staring at yoursrlf in the mirror loving what you see.
I mean if you're going to send it to someone as a prize.
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Fine. No shopping. I'll just clean in my birthday suit. I hope you're happy.
A tuxedo?

I haven't had my coffee yet, I can't deal with naked yet.
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Can you find me a night market in Seattle?

Have you ever been to The Herb Farm in Woodinville or should we just go back to Canlis?
I haven't been, can I tag along for that trip, I'm mildly navigationally challenged.

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I dont believe you, you must brush your hair 2-3 times a day and cant stop staring at yoursrlf in the mirror loving what you see.
I mean if you're going to send it to someone as a prize.
Okay, okay, I was lying, hair is perfect and I just spent two hours in a salon.
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A tuxedo?

I haven't had my coffee yet, I can't deal with naked yet.
I'm not a richboy like Skully to afford a tux. I can however, offer a Canadian tuxedo instead.
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I'm not a richboy like Skully to afford a tux. I can however, offer a Canadian tuxedo instead.
Nevermind, I've had coffee now, lets keep the dress code loose.
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