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ASBSECU E93 · 10-09-2015, 09:24 AM

upstatedoc - That's why benadryl was created

CANGRKE70 · 10-09-2015, 09:29 AM

I'm sick with the flu and had to come into work to complete year end evaluations. I'm going to cough and sneeze on everything and turn this bitch into the walking dead.

Axius · 10-09-2015, 09:42 AM

So one of those little lizards got his entire back stuck to the adhesive on the velcro on the side of the house, that's why all three were hanging out up there and not running off. So I put on a glove in case he tried to bite me and spent the better part of a half hour, slowly peeling his fragile little body off the glue. It was a pain in the ass and tedious, but I did get him off without hurting him I think, never tried to nip at me either. His little feet were clung to me like "GET ME OFF HERE DUDDEE, PLEAASE". Put him on the ground and he was panting really hard probably from the pressure I had to put on him, but he was walking and clinging to the wall, so I hope he's doing good. He's my little buddy now.

That was a good feeling saving the little guy. Then I went on to kill like 3 monster sized fucking spiders.

Biorin · 10-09-2015, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So one of those little lizards got his entire back stuck to the adhesive on the velcro on the side of the house, that's why all three were hanging out up there and not running off. So I put on a glove in case he tried to bite me and spent the better part of a half hour, slowly peeling his fragile little body off the glue. It was a pain in the ass and tedious, but I did get him off without hurting him I think, never tried to nip at me either. His little feet were clung to me like "GET ME OFF HERE DUDDEE, PLEAASE". Put him on the ground and he was panting really hard probably from the pressure I had to put on him, but he was walking and clinging to the wall, so I hope he's doing good. He's my little buddy now.

That was a good feeling saving the little guy. Then I went on to kill like 3 monster sized fucking spiders.

RIP spiderbros

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Our Six Year Old Will Not Sleep In His Own Bed!!! I Got 4 Hours Of Sleep Last Night!

Ambien with a wine cooler chaser? Kids love walruses.

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 11:17 AM

Has anyone eaten rooster before?

Axius · 10-09-2015, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Has anyone eaten rooster before?

In general, I've stayed away from cocks. From what I've heard it can be rubbery sometimes.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 10-09-2015, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Has anyone eaten rooster before?

You mean cock?

Lups
Biorin
bimmette
Sara504
Nkc

Ask em!

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

In general, I've stayed away from cocks. From what I've heard it can be rubbery sometimes.

"From what I've heard"

I'll be trying it for the first time tonight...should be interesting to say the least.

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You mean cock?

Nkc

So not right...

Axius · 10-09-2015, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

"From what I've heard"

I'll be trying it for the first time tonight...should be interesting to say the least.

Yeah..., you know... my 'friend' told me all about how gross it was....

I'm actually really curious what your final census is.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 10-09-2015, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You mean cock?

Nkc

So not right...

Hahahahaha despite the shit talking, he knows I laaaahhbb him.

K sleep time for real.

bimmette · 10-09-2015, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Quote:

Originally Posted by C5driver

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You mean cock?

Nkc

So not right...

Hahahahaha despite the shit talking, he knows I laaaahhbb him.

K sleep time for real.

Go to sleep grumpy grumps.

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I'm actually really curious what your final census is.

I'm betting zero.

Rooster usually isn't on the menu for a reason and I'm most curious to see the difference, if any, with a hen.

C5driver · 10-09-2015, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Go to sleep grumpy artiiiiiisssssstttteeeee.

Bobble · 10-09-2015, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Look at you all high and mighty on your proper manners horse, old man!

You betcha, that's about all us old fawks have to hang on to nowadays. That and our Depends.

Nkc · 10-09-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You mean cock?

Lups
Biorin
bimmette
Sara504
Nkc

Ask em!

Good one tits, very nice. You won this round.

Eating cock is one thing but grouping me with that list put you right on top of your game.

Lups · 10-09-2015, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You mean cock?

Lups
Biorin
bimmette
Sara504
Nkc

Ask em!

I'll ask Tara, I'll report back later.

Sara · 10-09-2015, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You mean cock?

Lups
Biorin
bimmette
Sara504
Nkc

Ask em!

I would totally go Lorena Bobbitt on you Sugartits.

Biorin · 10-09-2015, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You mean cock?

Lups
Biorin
bimmette
Sara504
Nkc

Ask em!

Totally unfamiliar, sorry.

I just called a client and she started telling me about her pap smear results...

ASBSECU E93 · 10-09-2015, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Totally unfamiliar, sorry.

I just called a client and she started telling me about her pap smear results...

Aw geez....I am trying to eat a late lunch and catch up on OT....you had to post this..?

V1.47fan · 10-09-2015, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

You mean cock?

Lups
Biorin
bimmette
Sara504
Nkc

Ask em!

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