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      11-20-2015, 03:02 PM   #16655
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Can I play too?
Sounds fun. I haven't done my nails in a while.

Coffee/tea run afterwards? You guys can fight over the front seat. The rear is wonderful if you need a spinal readjustment.
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Sounds fun. I haven't done my nails in a while.

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Oh hell no. I drive.
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Sounds fun. I haven't done my nails in a while.

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Oh hell no. I drive.
I'm driving too. We all drive separately.
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      11-20-2015, 03:07 PM   #16658
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Sounds fun. I haven't done my nails in a while.

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Oh hell no. I drive.
I'm driving too. We all drive separately.
Frickin independent wimmins
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      11-20-2015, 03:27 PM   #16659
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Okay, the last part was pure foreplay, hell Alex would probably want to join us.
Alex can join our team against Audi domination. We need to come up with a really catchy team name though so we can post on Bookface and get people to join our regime.



Maybe even start a GoFundMe?
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I have yet to be dominated by any Audi...


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How about...Team Burn Every Fucking Audi on This Planet.
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I have yet to be dominated by any Audi...




How about...Team Burn Every Fucking Audi on This Planet.
I love the name but it is a bit of a mouthful.
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      11-20-2015, 03:40 PM   #16662
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I almost was, once. It was my friends Audi 900. I was driving us home and the brakes went completely out, pedal to the floor. Almost got hit by a semi. Vowed to never drive an Audi after that day.

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How about...Team Burn Every Fucking Audi on This Planet.
That's pretty complicated, but it does have a nice ring to it.

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I love the name but it is a bit of a mouthful.
Babe, check the acronym. We are now #TeamBEFA.
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I have yet to be dominated by any Audi...




How about...Team Burn Every Fucking Audi on This Planet.
I love the name but it is a bit of a mouthful.
Ok. So Team BEFATP...beefatip? Beafatip? Befateepee?
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I almost was, once. It was my friends Audi 900. I was driving us home and the brakes went completely out, pedal to the floor. Almost got hit by a semi. Vowed to never drive an Audi after that day.
Not even an RS7 has tried to run me

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      11-20-2015, 03:59 PM   #16665
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What a crazy day. After packing orders all day, I \went to USPS twice, FedEx Office once, lunch, and now gotta pick up my kid soon.
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Dude have you seen one of them hitting even sixty ever? I swear they are the new Porsches!

Ax, you are a genius!
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Burn Every Audi Together

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What a crazy day. After packing orders all day, I \went to USPS twice, FedEx Office once, lunch, and now gotta pick up my kid soon.
Your problem is time management and prioritizing efficiencies.

FedEx takes USPS with Smart Post, so eat your lunch while in line at FedEx, then go pick up your kid.
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Your problem is time management and prioritizing efficiencies.

FedEx takes USPS with Smart Post, so eat your lunch while in line at FedEx, then go pick up your kid.
No sir. I just drop it off at USPS Priority box at the USPS office without getting in the line. FedEx Smart post takes longer, and cost differently.

be back to pick up kid.
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Dude have you seen one of them hitting even sixty ever? I swear they are the new Porsches!
I wouldn't go so far to insult Porsche, but I've been run by Mercs, MacLarens, and a few domestics...never Audi.

RS5s and 7s may sound badass, but their gogo pedal never wants to play with me
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In the GTR? Luckiest kid ever
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Not even an RS7 has tried to run me
RS7? What a queer ass model name for a car anyways, at least they're bright enough to admit defeat before being embarrassed.

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Ax, you are a genius!
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Don't you fucking come in here and try to strip my acronym from me. IT'S BEFA. TEAM BEFA, SIR.
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RS7? What a queer ass model name for a car anyways, at least they're bright enough to admit defeat before being embarrassed.
And the colors...Grindr Grey is the worst
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I wouldn't go so far to insult Porsche, but I've been run by Mercs, MacLarens, and a few domestics...never Audi.

RS5s and 7s may sound badass, but their gogo pedal never wants to play with me
Haha, the drivers are pretty much dead behind the wheel.
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Ewwwwwwwww, don't even get me started.
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Ewwwwwwwww, don't even get me started.
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