Getting really tired

[E86Z]

Canadian crew checking in, can't afford sh*t in America right now no more cross border shopping.

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by Bobble

You need to quit eating at strip clubs

This killed me. Thanks for the laugh

There's not much poutine in the South. Closest we get is dipping fries in KFC gravy.

[E86Z]

Originally Posted by PINeely

This killed me. Thanks for the laugh

There's not much poutine in the South. Closest we get is dipping fries in KFC gravy.

and that is called a frite sauce

[Bobble]

Originally Posted by bimmette

1. Never tried curling.
2. Why do Americans say we talk funny!? Like, I've never pronounced "about" as "aboot"!
3. I'd never tell people I was American! On the contrary, when backpacking through Europe, I met lots of Americans who tell people they are Canadian to get treated better.

Yep the wifey is a prairie girl she does not say aboot , organizaaation, colour or any of that stuff. But get her pissed(drunk or mad) and all kinds of funny words come out. I think I know more Canadian phrases than her from being around hockey so long.
Her folks used to curl but then Winterpeg in the winter you need to find something to do. Best part of it is the drinking and some of the girls are hot.
She tells everyone she has no country, she not a US citizen and wants no part of home but keeps her citizenship as an exit strategy in case the states turn to sheit.

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by E86Z

and that is called a frite sauce

I thought frite sauce was a fancy name for mayonnaise.

[Chihuahua]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Of Canada's neutral ways, generally polite attitudes and milk in bags (which is an abomination!)

I happen to like the milk bags. I remember them in third grade; you could insert a straw, push it around on the table like a tank, and fire the cannon at some hoser at the end of the table. Also, Canada made Mike Myers and Deadmau5. At the end of the day, I approve of Canada. Thanks for being a good upstairs neighbor.

[Taskmaster]

I didn't realize there were so many of you.

[dreamingat30fps]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I didn't realize there were so many of you.

You do realize when you die you will end up stuck in a VW bus full of Canadians for all eternity.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Bobble

What I see poutine on lots of menu's. You need to quit eating at strip clubs

Poutine entralarde is fantastic, that you should try and find. Had it in Quebec city pretty much messed my pants.

Hey. Cheetahs is a classy establishment, damnit!


I actually put a hockey puck under the kick stand on my bike to balance out the 2x4's under the tires. My neighbor said "That's mighty Canadian of you"

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I didn't realize there were so many of you.

They multiply fast when there's nothing to do all 9 months of winter but screw.

[Billup]

I also saw this gem yesterday on my way home. Not sure if it's an identity crisis or not since he has a Texas steer to the left, NC plates, or the Canada EH.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

You do realize when you die you will end up stuck in a VW bus full of Canadians for all eternity.

So....aside from the VW bus...he'll wind up in heaven then eh?

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Billup

I have a lot of fond memories residing in Windsor....,


I am also fond of poutine. Nobody serves poutine in the states. I miss poutine. I'm sorry.

Billup, international Man of mystery.

[Bobble]

Originally Posted by Billup

They multiply fast when there's nothing to do all 9 months of winter but screw.

Now that's a bit over the top, in Winterpeg they 4.5 months without snow each year.

To all the Canuckistani's here have you ever heard anyone say hoser or call people Chet's? I never heard those terms ever but they sure seem to be in the movies a lot!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Bobble

Now that's a bit over the top, in Winterpeg they 4.5 months without snow each year.

To all the Canuckistani's here have you ever heard anyone say hoser or call people Chet's? I never heard those terms ever but they sure seem to be in the movies a lot!

I've heard hoser, but not frequently. But never heard "Chet's"...no idea what that would mean either.

[Taskmaster]

So no one is going to address the elephant in the room?
Why the hell do you put milk in bags? You think that's ok? I'm on the same level of wrong as Peanutbutter and Jelly coming in the same package.

[Lups]

Wtf. Milk in a bag?!

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

So no one is going to address the elephant in the room?
Why the hell do you put milk in bags? You think that's ok? I'm on the same level of wrong as Peanutbutter and Jelly coming in the same package.

I don't understand what's wrong with milk in a bag? Quite convenient, no large carton to recycle.

Ingenious. That's us.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I don't understand what's wrong with milk in a bag? Quite convenient, no large carton to recycle.

Ingenious. That's us.

American's don't recycle their plastic anyways. Hell, I recycle everything at my apt, and when I open the bins to put my beer bottles away, people just throw their regular trash bags in there.


I don't know who's doing it, otherwise I'd go put it on their front porch before I leave for work in the morning. Shit irritates the fuck out of me. The garbage bin is two fucking steps away.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

Wtf. Milk in a bag?!

Milk packaged like breast implants.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Milk packaged like breast implants.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Milk packaged like breast implants.

Yeah, that's as wrong as putting it in plastic.

[P1]

Sorry to say, but the Canadians I've met have the ugliest accents.