Getting really tired

[bimmerfrk]

Originally Posted by Billup

"I live by thy beaver, I shall die by thy beaver." -Abe Lincoln 1498

1498?

In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue

[UncleWede]

Billup is just trying to teach the CORRECT history of Lincoln in 'Mericah

[Taskmaster]

Everyone is worried about illegal immigration from the south, but what about legal immigration from the north?

Just hold on, and here me out.

Canadian education is as good as American Education, likely cheaper. They already know the language and culture, they could do the same work you do cheaper (especially considering the cost of healthcare, if they keep their citizenship) we will eventually be overrun by Canadians.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by bimmerfrk

1498?

In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue

Oops, sorry that was my mistake.


- Canadian Abe Lincoln 1498

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Everyone is worried about illegal immigration from the south, but what about legal immigration from the north?

Just hold on, and here me out.

Canadian education is as good as American Education, likely cheaper. They already know the language and culture, they could do the same work you do cheaper (especially considering the cost of healthcare, if they keep their citizenship) we will eventually be overrun by Canadians.

You make some good points, although the last sentence ran on for quite a bit and could have desperately used some punctuation.

The point I'm not sure I agree with though is that Canadian education is as good as American education. I think its better. For instance, it allowed me to properly identify your improper use of "here".

I've spoken to your boss, he has agreed to hire me, I'll be replacing you in 24 hours. You can walk out immediately, don't worry about giving notice to your boss, I've already had the appropriate discussions and he knows you are leaving.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

You make some good points, although the last sentence ran on for quite a bit and could have desperately used some punctuation.

The point I'm not sure I agree with though is that Canadian education is as good as American education. I think its better. For instance, it allowed me to properly identify your improper use of "here".

I've spoken to your boss, he has agreed to hire me, I'll be replacing you in 24 hours. You can walk out immediately, don't worry about giving notice to your boss, I've already had the appropriate discussions and he knows you are leaving.

I knew it, it was only a matter of time!

[Taskmaster]

I'm ashamed of my poor grammar - seriously.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I'm ashamed of my poor grammar - seriously.

Who's this "seriously" fellow?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Who's this "seriously" fellow?

- Seriously Serious 1204 A.D

[Bobble]

[QUOTE=Joekerr;17355795 But never heard "Chet's"...no idea what that would mean either.[/QUOTE]

I heard during a lonely few months in Moose Jaw, I think it was in reference to farm boys but had no idea what my host family was referring to. I just agreed for fear they would not feed me.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Everyone is worried about illegal immigration from the south, but what about legal immigration from the north?

Just hold on, and here me out.

Canadian education is as good as American Education, likely cheaper. They already know the language and culture, they could do the same work you do cheaper (especially considering the cost of healthcare, if they keep their citizenship) we will eventually be overrun by Canadians.

Sacreblue! It's already happening in Fort Lauderdale FL.

[Alfisti]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

As long as you are willing to take a piece of those sweet, sweet higher taxes, then its all good.

And it is. No system is perfect but virtually every economic and social indicator has the USA behind high tax nations such as Canada, Australia and northern Europe.

US taxes are incredibly low and I say that as someone who does vote "right" at times.

[Taskmaster]

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[hassmaschine]

My wife is Canadian. I find these discussions hilarious.

I still want to know what you guys do with all that Costco milk. Seriously, 100 gallons of milk? WTF do they do with it all? take milk baths? use it to process tar sands?

BTW, Canadian women are fitter, smarter, and lower maintenance than American women.

[bloppitybloop]

Originally Posted by Billup

I have a lot of fond memories residing in Windsor....,


I am also fond of poutine. Nobody serves poutine in the states. I miss poutine. I'm sorry.

Poutine can be found quite easily here in Wisconsin.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by reckedhim

Poutine can be found quite easily here in Wisconsin.

When I lived in MI, it was a 30 minute drive across the bridge to Windsor.



Nobody here in North Carolina knows what poutine is..., it sucks.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Billup

When I lived in MI, it was a 30 minute drive across the bridge to Windsor.



Nobody here in North Carolina knows what poutine is..., it sucks.

Who?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Who?

No Body

[xxxjecxxx]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

F*#K

I've never seen this! Thanks for posting

[dreamingat30fps]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

Who?

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

Ahh, I see.

[E93M3-08]

North American Temperature Chart

• 50F -> New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens.
  
  
• 40F -> Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sunbathe.
  
  
• 35F -> Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with windows down.
  
  
• 32F -> Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
  
  
• 0F -> New York landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
  
  
• -40F -> Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians watch Netflix.
  
  
• -60F -> Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
  
  
• -100F -> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
  
  
• -173F -> Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
  
  
• -460F -> All atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"
  
  
• -500F -> Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.