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      03-08-2016, 08:20 AM   #67
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How can I better communicate by looking at people in the eyes and not the boobs?
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      03-08-2016, 08:27 AM   #68
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Why would you want to do that? It's fine to ogle women.
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      03-08-2016, 08:41 AM   #69
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Hey I need a car.

* milk capacity and milk specs.
* fun.
*a car that would suit me.

Under 200k euros in finland.

Tell me master... Can I truly live without a car again?

I'm taking out my friend's dog hauler to see one of my favorite bands in a few days. Since I'm driving, we're going by ice (lakes). But master, what does one buy after an M4 to be a true daily, and a dog hauler and a milk fetcher?

I hate the steering in the non M F's.
I can't stand the subaru rally line of the modern day.
Mitsubishi isn't my thing (and I will never again own an awd)
E90 below the M has their issues, the M has it's own.
E46 would considering where I'm now make me walk or push it more than to drive it

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Trashable.
Lups grab a 1999-2003 Peugeot 206 WRC it up, pay tribute to your countrymen Marcus Grönholm and Timo Rautiainen by buying all the milk you want in Jyväskylä and rallying it up by the thousand lakes.
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      03-08-2016, 08:42 AM   #70
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Why would you want to do that? It's fine to ogle women.
Really on International Women's Day too?
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      03-08-2016, 08:44 AM   #71
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Really on International Women's Day too?
[1moremodvoice]Yeah... the international women are sometimes hotter.[/1moremodvoice]
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      03-08-2016, 08:50 AM   #72
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Really on International Women's Day too?
Every day is international women's day if you're risky enough.
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      03-08-2016, 09:03 AM   #73
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How can I better communicate by looking at people in the eyes and not the boobs?
For those old enough to remember...
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What's the best way to reposition your junk at the gym without looking creepy?
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      03-08-2016, 10:44 AM   #75
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just don't sniff after reaching in
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      03-08-2016, 10:48 AM   #76
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What's a good way to get motivation for visiting a weight lifting facility?
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      03-08-2016, 10:52 AM   #77
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just don't sniff after reaching in
I like how there is no doubt about the "reaching in" part. No external manipulation allowed. Oh no, you reach in. Just don't sniff afterward.
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      03-08-2016, 10:55 AM   #78
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What's the best way to reposition your junk at the gym without looking creepy?
Do a proper nut grab like a boss.
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      03-08-2016, 10:55 AM   #79
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What's a good way to get motivation for visiting a weight lifting facility?
Quit being a woman.
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      03-08-2016, 10:55 AM   #80
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Sometimes those spandex pants get so tight you just have to move junk around, otherwise you could squish something important.

Right Mr.SugarSkulls
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      03-08-2016, 11:45 AM   #81
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How do you stuff all that beard into your race helmet?
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      03-08-2016, 11:47 AM   #82
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How do you stuff all that beard into your race helmet?
I don't this is a new thing and will likely go when that needs to happen unfortunately.
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Ok how do I get a body like this without roids. Is wearing Murica speedos part of the process?



Happy international women's day ladies.
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      03-08-2016, 11:51 AM   #84
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Get lean, tan and shave to start. See what you got. Then bust your balls. Lean is easy, big and lean need drugs usually. I've worm my Daniel Craig man trunks in Hawaii and Mexico.
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Hi 1MOREMOD Been a fan forever. Thanks for taking my post. So like, if you are going to break up with your girl, right. And you go over and she looks all hot and stuff, right. And she starts coming on to you and everything. Like, is it ok to go ahead and bang her and THEN break up with her? Or do you have to tell her first and let her decide? Thanks man. Really enjoy your show.
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      03-08-2016, 11:59 AM   #86
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Lups grab a 1999-2003 Peugeot 206 WRC it up, pay tribute to your countrymen Marcus Grönholm and Timo Rautiainen by buying all the milk you want in Jyväskylä and rallying it up by the thousand lakes.
Right. My parents loved Citroens. I have gone through years of therapy because of French cars.
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Right. My parents loved Citroens. I have gone through years of therapy because of French cars.
Hah... I had a friend in high school who had a LeCar. We didn't have hipsters back then, but ... oh my God... he was a hipster before it was cool. Literally, he was OG hipster. Also ended up being gay (or at least bi, but I am pretty sure the girls were just to try not to be labeled as gay, which failed.) That car was an epic pile of crap.
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      03-08-2016, 12:27 PM   #88
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So, what kind of oil do you use?
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