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      03-30-2017, 12:55 PM   #49677
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      03-30-2017, 12:57 PM   #49679
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      03-30-2017, 12:58 PM   #49680
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HELL YES!!!

i'll make the group and provide instructions...

the app name is "GroupMe" for anyone not familiar with it
Better not be another one of those Grindr apps....,



fuckers are still blowing up my phone asking for handies.
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      03-30-2017, 12:59 PM   #49681
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      03-30-2017, 01:01 PM   #49682
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are you in or nah??
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You forgot bimmette!

And yes.
Wait.... who's hair and lashes are we going to semenize in this private room?

Not it!
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      03-30-2017, 01:03 PM   #49683
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Wait.... who's hair and lashes are we going to semenize in this private room?

Not it!
That reminded me of this...
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      03-30-2017, 01:04 PM   #49684
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I thought that only happened in the movies....
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      03-30-2017, 01:08 PM   #49685
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      03-30-2017, 01:08 PM   #49686
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I thought that only happened in the movies....
How else can I afford pizza when my husband won't pay for it?
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      03-30-2017, 01:13 PM   #49687
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How else can I afford pizza when my husband won't pay for it?
Good point. Forgot he keeps you on a tight leash, since you're financially ignorant.


Out of curiosity, how often will he not pay for the pizza? Asking for a friend!
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      03-30-2017, 01:15 PM   #49688
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Aatish Mr Tonka Biorin shoei Mike. Mr.SugarSkulls MKSixer ///M Power-Belgium Axius Joekerr Litos

are you in or nah??
In like Flynn!
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      03-30-2017, 01:21 PM   #49689
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In like Flynn!
Are you in yet? I didn't think so but can't be 100% sure.
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      03-30-2017, 01:26 PM   #49690
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Are you in yet? I didn't think so but can't be 100% sure.
Be patient, the elders need time to navigate all the clicky screens and stuff.
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      03-30-2017, 01:28 PM   #49691
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Be patient, the elders need time to navigate all the clicky screens and stuff.
Pretty sure that's not where she was going...
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      03-30-2017, 01:30 PM   #49692
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Pretty sure that's not where she was going...
DON'T SIT THERE AND TRY TO TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK SHE WAS GOING.




..., Canadians are so fucking pushy.
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..., Canadians are so fucking pushy.
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      03-30-2017, 01:36 PM   #49694
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Pretty sure that's not where she was going...
DON'T SIT THERE AND TRY TO TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK SHE WAS GOING.




..., Canadians are so fucking pushy.
We are not! Take that back or I'll punch you in the face!
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      03-30-2017, 01:38 PM   #49695
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We are not! Take that back or I'll punch you in the face!
"blah blah blah Canadians are the nicest people....,"


Such a crock of shit! Come punch me I dare you!
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      03-30-2017, 01:39 PM   #49696
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You didn't get it, short bus. This is NOT the stuff!

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Pretty sure that's not where she was going...
Someone got it.
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You didn't get it, short bus. This is NOT the stuff!
I only stick around because of my good looks and charming wit, not because I'm a scholar like the rest of you.
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I only stick around because.
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