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      08-18-2014, 07:24 PM   #89
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If Pearl Harbor hadn't of been bombed, we may have had a 51st State with the name Jefferson.

If would've consisted of secceded parts of northern California and southern Oregon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffers..._Pacific_state)
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In medieval times, animals were sometimes put on trial and even sentenced to death
but mostly just for adultery
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      08-19-2014, 12:12 PM   #93
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The worlds largest tire manufacturer, by number of tires produced annually, is NOT Goodyear, or Michelin, or Bridgestone, or Pirelli, etc.

It's Lego.
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The worlds largest tire manufacturer, by number of tires produced annually, is NOT Goodyear, or Michelin, or Bridgestone, or Pirelli, etc.

It's Lego.
If only they made 315/35/20s for my X5...
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Arabic numerals are seldom used in Arab nations.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
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      08-19-2014, 08:29 PM   #96
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More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call
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      08-21-2014, 12:53 PM   #98
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More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call
How many people under the age of, let's just say 16, have? Everything is done with social media or texting these days.
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      08-21-2014, 04:09 PM   #99
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The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500.00 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
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Babies are born without kneecaps.
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Babies are born without kneecaps.
That's pretty interesting!
Makes you wonder how the mafia enforces these little members of society


I just looked it up and learned that they don't have tears either. Their ducts and glands haven't developed enough yet.
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People wrongly believe that Texas is the largest state.

In fact, if you were to cut Alaska in half, then Texas would go from being the second largest state, to the 3rd largest state (after the two halves of Alaska, each of which would still be larger than Texas).
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Maine is the only state that only boarders one state. It's also the only single-syllable state name.
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* When you yawn and stretch at the time, you are "pandiculating."
* Tupac danced ballet in high school and ended up portraying the Mouse King in a production of The Nutcracker.
* -40 Celsius and -40 Fahrenheit are the same temperature.
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      08-21-2014, 08:28 PM   #105
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Arabic numerals are seldom used in Arab nations.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
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* When you yawn and stretch at the time, you are "pandiculating."
* Tupac danced ballet in high school and ended up portraying the Mouse King in a production of The Nutcracker.
* -40 Celsius and -40 Fahrenheit are the same temperature.
That was a million dollar question on who wants to be a millionaire (the contestant answered correctly).
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The vibrator was created to treat Hysteria because doctors were taking too long to manually masterbate women. The vibrator became the largest selling household appliance.


Check it out
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      08-22-2014, 02:49 AM   #108
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Young giraffes can stand up and start running within an hour after being born.

Sloth swim up to three times faster than they walk.

In the 30s russians where developing a submarine that could fly. The project was dumped 1938.

The biggest truck you can buy atm ist the Caterpillar 797, which can carry up to 363 tons. It's 20 cylinder engine is developing 4000 HP.

Google is the owner of the domain 466453.com for easier typing on a numeral keyboard.

The most 6x6 AMG G63 where sold to Poland.

There is more uranium on earth than silver or gold.

The weight of bombs dropped over vietnam is four times higher than the weight of all bombs dropped during WWII.

In Switzerland there are more millionairs than people needing welfare.

Tsujigiri is a japanese word which means "testing your new sword out on a random person"

The vibrator used electricity before the toaster or the sewing machine.

In 2009 in Azerbaijan a father raped the rapist of his son.
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In 1959, the USPS attempted to deliver mail via cruise missile and successfully shipped 3,000 pieces of mail from Virginia to Florida in 22 minutes.
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During the Cold War, the US had planned to detonate a nuclear weapon on the moon....with "A Study of Lunar Research Flights," or "Project A119"


In 2009 NASA's LCROSS mission used a Centaur missile that can be mated to an Atlas or a Titan ICBM to successfully bomb the moon. It wasn't a nuke but here's how powerful it was:

The actual impact occurred early in the morning on October 9, at about 7:30 am EDT/4:30 am PDT (11:30 UT), according to NASA:


The Centaur rocket will strike first, transforming 2200 kg of mass and 10 billion joules of kinetic energy into a blinding flash of heat and light. Researchers expect the impact to throw up a plume of debris as high as 10 km.

Close behind, the LCROSS mothership will photograph the collision for NASA TV and then fly right through the debris plume. Onboard spectrometers will analyze the sunlit plume for signs of water (H2O), water fragments (OH), salts, clays, hydrated minerals and assorted organic molecules.
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