Ask a girl anything?

bimmette · 11-25-2015, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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We've covered this already, but anyways:

For me, it's wit. This requires someone to have a great sense of humour, and also be quick and intelligent, along with having excellent (English) language skills. Major sarcasm helps too.

Didn't you just describe Biorin ???

Haha, yeah... if only she was a guy and taller than me

UncleWede · 11-25-2015, 05:11 PM

Yes or no for her mustache???

bimmette · 11-25-2015, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Yes or no for her mustache???

Negative

shoei · 11-25-2015, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by bimmette

We've covered this already, but anyways:

For me, it's wit. This requires someone to have a great sense of humour, and also be quick and intelligent, along with having excellent (English) language skills. Major sarcasm helps too.

Didn't you just describe Biorin ???

Biorin would've also thrown in something off the walls like; "co-created Skyrim" or "rescued 17421 kittens..."

shoei · 11-25-2015, 05:17 PM

Lups - "must have goat(s) with milk..."

Biorin · 11-25-2015, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by bimmette

We've covered this already, but anyways:

For me, it's wit. This requires someone to have a great sense of humour, and also be quick and intelligent, along with having excellent (English) language skills. Major sarcasm helps too.

Didn't you just describe Biorin ???

Haha, yeah... if only she was a guy and taller than me

Shh shh, Tara, just close your eyes.

UncleWede · 11-25-2015, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Shh shh, Tara, just close your eyes.

That "coat" will feel pretty manly

Biorin · 11-25-2015, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Shh shh, Tara, just close your eyes.

That "coat" will feel pretty manly

I have a winter coat now? I know the camera adds 10 pounds, but sheesh...

Biorin · 11-25-2015, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by bimmette

We've covered this already, but anyways:

For me, it's wit. This requires someone to have a great sense of humour, and also be quick and intelligent, along with having excellent (English) language skills. Major sarcasm helps too.

Didn't you just describe Biorin ???

Biorin would've also thrown in something off the walls like; "co-created Skyrim" or "rescued 17421 kittens..."

Uhh, 17,422 kittens. I have standards, you know.

UncleWede · 11-25-2015, 05:25 PM

All my hair fell off my head onto my shoulders, and you STILL have way more coverage than I do.

Biorin · 11-25-2015, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

All my hair fell off my head onto my shoulders, and you STILL have way more coverage than I do.

Whatever. Full back and chest waxing gets expensive on a regular basis. I'd rather spend the cash on my lady friend, Tara.

UncleWede · 11-25-2015, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Whatever. Full back and chest waxing gets expensive on a regular basis. I'd rather spend the cash on my lady friend, Tara.

Jelly, not at all suggesting you change

1LRM3 · 11-25-2015, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

We've covered this already, but anyways:

For me, it's wit. This requires someone to have a great sense of humour, and also be quick and intelligent, along with having excellent (English) language skills. Major sarcasm helps too.

and great credit scores!

like sara

1LRM3 · 11-25-2015, 05:53 PM

ladies--> wine, beer, bourbon, scotch, rum, vodka or shots of fireball?

shoei · 11-25-2015, 05:57 PM

It's like the movie Gattaca... You take some DNA sample of a potential mate to determine their qualifications...

Soon, artists will have to change their lyrics;
"Five-five with brown eyes... And a fico score higher than seven - nine - five..."

UglyBuzzard · 11-25-2015, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

All my hair fell off my head onto my shoulders, and you STILL have way more coverage than I do.

Whatever. Full back and chest waxing gets expensive on a regular basis. I'd rather spend the cash on my lady friend, Tara.

Now I am lost, You wax your back and chest?

shoei · 11-25-2015, 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

All my hair fell off my head onto my shoulders, and you STILL have way more coverage than I do.

Whatever. Full back and chest waxing gets expensive on a regular basis. I'd rather spend the cash on my lady friend, Tara.

Now I am lost, You wax your back and chest?

Yes. The ape in her profile pic is actually a self portrait... Biorin has hypertricosis so has an abundance of body hair... The final part where she says she'd rather spend her money on her "lady friend, Tara" refers to her "gold mine" if you catch my drift... Her vagina is named Tara and due to multiple complaints from her sexual partners about having to part the jungle to access her gold mine, she gets it waxed on a bi-daily basis...

End translation...

Sara · 11-25-2015, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by kolhozbrothers

What are some qualities you are looking for in a man?
I have noticed that women have different criteria in choosing the right man, and was wondering what are some qualities that would stand out for you?
Someone once told me: MONEY, but that doesn't answer my question. I was asking for personal qualities, morals, and not the financial status.

I don't want your love. I want your assets. A mansion won't break my heart.

#blackwidow

shoei · 11-25-2015, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by kolhozbrothers

What are some qualities you are looking for in a man?
I have noticed that women have different criteria in choosing the right man, and was wondering what are some qualities that would stand out for you?
Someone once told me: MONEY, but that doesn't answer my question. I was asking for personal qualities, morals, and not the financial status.

I don't want your love. I want your assets. A mansion won't break my heart.

#blackwidow

Have you seen HOA fees on a large property?

Just sayin'...

Sara · 11-25-2015, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Have you seen HOA fees on a large property?

Just sayin'...

Have you seen my pool boy? Where is he?

shoei · 11-25-2015, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by shoei

Have you seen HOA fees on a large property?

Just sayin'...

Have you seen my pool boy? Where is he?

Waiting for you to get said mansion?? Without mansion means no pool so no need for a pool boy??

ASBSECU E93 · 11-25-2015, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by shoei

Have you seen HOA fees on a large property?

Just sayin'...

Have you seen my pool boy? Where is he?

Waiting for you to get said mansion?? Without mansion means no pool so no need for a pool boy??

Mansion is hers in the D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Pool Boy is her toy

HOA's are paid via LONG TERM alimony.....

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