First World Problems

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by FwdFtl

I'll just make them feed me grapes and fan me with giant leaves. Maybe a tug here and there for my troubles.

They *do* peel the grapes first, right? I mean you have to maintain certain standards.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by M_Six

The *do* peel the grapes first, right? I mean you have to maintain certain standards.

If I consume an unpeeled grape from my female subordinates there will be an immediate full body massage required followed by a sponge bath. That should teach them to never tell me soup and bread from Panera is enough food dammit {in my Ron Swanson voice}

[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by PINeely

Wine in the rain is fantastic. Better than drinking beer in the shower in college.

Originally Posted by Billup

Nothing is better than drinking a beer in the shower. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a beer while I scrubbed my sexy body. What else would I use as a microphone?

Wow I thought I was the only one that did that. There's something about drinking an ice cold beer while taking a hot shower that makes my monkey wiggle

[PINeely]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

Wow I thought I was the only one that did that. There's something about drinking an ice cold beer while taking a hot shower that makes my monkey wiggle

It's pretty nice. I haven't done it in a while but it's an amazing hangover cure especially when you have class at 8 after a weekend of partying. Also highly recommended after yard work.

[Billup]

What is class? Like...., school?


Yard work?


You keep bringing these foreign words into this. I dun understand.

[Billup]

FWP of the day;

I normally don't shit here at the plant. For one, the bathrooms have signs "No toilet paper or paper towel in the urinals". Seriously...., wtf? Stupid people.

Anyways, I couldn't hold it today, and to my demise, the wonderful rolls of TP made me feel like I was wiping my ass with the equivalent of 320 grit sand paper.

[2011CrazE89]

I told Siri that I loved her. She responds with " I value you"

Bitch

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I told Siri that I loved her. She responds with " I value you"

Bitch

That's what they tell you when they want something from you and give little in return.


Not that I have any personal experience with that.

[UncleWede]

Women in office keep calling me into their little "chat" about a report on cheating men. Only 12% cheat with a woman more attractive than their spouse, and 77% do so with a coworker.

Am I being Grimlock?

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Women in office keep calling me into their little "chat" about a report on cheating men. Only 12% cheat with a woman more attractive than their spouse, and 77% do so with a coworker.

Am I being Grimlock?

You're being Grimlock. Stop it.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Women in office keep calling me into their little "chat" about a report on cheating men. Only 12% cheat with a woman more attractive than their spouse, and 77% do so with a coworker.

Am I being Grimlock?

More bitchy.

OWN it.

[danniexi]

fwp for the day:

1. my commute into NYC is only 30 minutes... not enough time to nap in the morning.
2. I'm having ribeye steak for dinner... again. getting sick of it.

[NEFARIOUS]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

I told Siri that I loved her. She responds with " I value you"

Bitch

Oh please... Google just brushes it off and says "here are some matching pictures."

[RingMeister01]

FWP of the day. I submitted plans to town hall to expand my garage. I currently have a comfortable 2 car but I need a 3 wide with one lift for my toys. No go, it was denied. Now I may have to stop buying shit or find a garage near by for rent. WTF

[turd]

My sleep number bed only goes to 93......I need at least a 94 for a good nights sleep.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by RingMeister01

FWP of the day. I submitted plans to town hall to expand my garage. I currently have a comfortable 2 car but I need a 3 wide with one lift for my toys. No go, it was denied. Now I may have to stop buying shit or find a garage near by for rent. WTF

What ridiculous excuse did they give you? It might change the complexion of the neighborhood or something?

When I lived in MA I wanted to add a 2 car garage, but the smallest they could make it was still 6" too big to fall within the setbacks from the property line, which were 15' if I recall.

[2011CrazE89]

That reminds me of when I was looking to install a window in my garage for some natural light. I went back and fourth with the city for 5 months before I was finally able to get the permit.

[Billup]

My FWP:

So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits.

So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat.

Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her.

[Revartr]

Originally Posted by Billup

My FWP:

So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits.

So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat.

Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her.

I almost spit my drink onto my keyboard at work. Buy another seat on a completely different airline. It's worth the $$$ to save face.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Revartr

I almost spit my drink onto my keyboard at work. Buy another seat on a completely different airline. It's worth the $$$ to save face.

+1 dude

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Billup

My FWP:

So my ex had booked a flight back home to MI in December the Saturday before Christmas a few weeks ago, I hadn't chosen by then, but was going to give her a lift to the airport because I'm nice and want benefits.

So anywho, last week rolls around and I finally budge and get myself a ticket. I picked a Sat around noon to give myself time to get ready and shit, picked a random seat.

Well, low behold, not only did I choose the exact same airline and flight time as she did, I happened to pick the seat right next to her.

I feel like the fact that you still share an apartment with her makes for probably a bigger problem than sitting next to her on the plane. Albeit it, the fact that you share an apartment is not a first world problem...it is a third world problem because you are so dirt poor you can't get your own place. So I suppose it doesn't really belong in this thread.

[M_Six]

She's going to think you read her emails or something.