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      03-16-2015, 01:32 PM   #23
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Uhhh, no. Not if you want a 2nd date.
haha why??
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Im laughing at the comments.......but seriously

if you drive an m3 and you snag a date with this Chick, surely you must be creative enough to figure out what to do..........

nevertheless since you ask here are some suggestions.

1.As suggested before, do not overdo it
2. Do not take her to a bar
3. Do not try to take her to your place (never good for a 1st date)
4. Have 3 different options for the date (Dinner/ Movie/ Play/ Live performance)
5. Ask her what she would like to do so she feels involved in the process
6. if she has suggestions that are better than yours dont be afraid to go along with them
7. DO NOT BRING UP SEX........after all you drive an M3, she should feel like you have lots of choices so she needs to impress you with her feminine charms rather than the other way around.

Good luck with the date and I hope she doesnt read this.......LOL
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      03-16-2015, 01:46 PM   #25
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You prob wont lose your virginity on the first date so just relax and hope for a second date.
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Sandwiches ?... Disney ?...Cirque the soleil ?!?!... WTF !
C'mon man you need to show her the whole Kamasutra !

HAHAHA there is a time for everything my friend!!!! if i want the second date first one has to go well.. then Kamasutra will come on hood of the M3.
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HAHAHA there is a time for everything my friend!!!! if i want the second date first one has to go well.. then Kamasutra will come on hood of the M3.
Nothing should ever come on the hood of your M3.
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Fro your posts I can see a potential disaster.........LOL
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Tuesday is St. Patty's day. Take her to an Irish pub, get completely hammered and ask her if she would like to play with your Leprechaun
This is closest to the right answer. Make sure she knows what to expect if she dates you. Make sure she has some drinks in her also. Second date is when you suggest 3 way.
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You prob wont lose your virginity on the first date so just relax and hope for a second date.
based on OP's questions and comments, I'd say this is the most likely situation at hand here.
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Im laughing at the comments.......but seriously

if you drive an m3 and you snag a date with this Chick, surely you must be creative enough to figure out what to do..........

nevertheless since you ask here are some suggestions.

1.As suggested before, do not overdo it
2. Do not take her to a bar
3. Do not try to take her to your place (never good for a 1st date)
4. Have 3 different options for the date (Dinner/ Movie/ Play/ Live performance)
5. Ask her what she would like to do so she feels involved in the process
6. if she has suggestions that are better than yours dont be afraid to go along with them
7. DO NOT BRING UP SEX........after all you drive an M3, she should feel like you have lots of choices so she needs to impress you with her feminine charms rather than the other way around.

Good luck with the date and I hope she doesnt read this.......LOL

I do like your style!!I completely agree with most of them..

All I want for her as well as myself to have good time. so I was gonna surprise her but now I will ask for her opinion.

I wasn't gonna take her to bar or my crib that's too cliche!!

So thanks for the advice!!
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HAHAHA there is a time for everything my friend!!!! if i want the second date first one has to go well.. then Kamasutra will come on hood of the M3.
Exactly my friend , because some are saying..."The hood gives you wood" !
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Exactly my friend , because some are saying..."The hood gives you wood" !
Id be worried about scratching/denting the hood...

You should take her up in the Peter Pan hot air balloon.
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This is closest to the right answer. Make sure she knows what to expect if she dates you. Make sure she has some drinks in her also. Second date is when you suggest 3 way.
I was gonna reference him having hookers in the trunk, but I don't think he would know what to do with a hooker.
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Id be worried about scratching/denting the hood...

You should take her up in the Peter Pan hot air balloon.
Thought about that!! but air balloons for sunrise only!!
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Beat me to it again.
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Id be worried about scratching/denting the hood...

You should take her up in the Peter Pan hot air balloon.
No...no... my friend ! It's just like clay bar , first apply some lube !
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if you are getting nervous before the date, make sure to take a shit and rub one out. You don't want to be farting and walking around with a boner.

edit: Lets see this chick!
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if you are getting nervous before the date, make sure to take a shit and rub one out. You don't want to be farting and walking around with a boner.

edit: Lets see this chick!
Fu*ker made me laugh my ass of at work lol! hahahaha
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if you are getting nervous before the date, make sure to take a shit and rub one out. You don't want to be farting and walking around with a boner.

edit: Lets see this chick!
Yeah my friend , The situation would be like this ...( sound on !)

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edit: Lets see this chick!
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That's the "Darth Maul" chick => http://www.bmwblog.com/2009/05/18/mw...m3-darth-maul/
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hands on activity like a pottery and or painting, maybe its byob too which can help ease the tension w a glass or two of wine while still being classy. gotta be able to talk and build rapport. plus let your M3 do some of the talking for you
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