First World Problems

Templar · 05-07-2015, 10:15 AM

She's basically like a dude, so you're into dudes?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Revartr · 05-07-2015, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

Say what now?

As in, everything seemed normal between us as friends. There wasn't any awkward tension or anything, nothing out of the ordinary between us.

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Originally Posted by Templar

She's basically like a dude, so you're into dudes?

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

I'm not attracted to the male form, if that's what you're implying, haha. But she's really pretty with a VERY nice body, and she's super chill to be around (hence why her and I are friends to begin with).

Before this happened, we had been planning on getting an apartment together and being room mates, so now I'm just like wtf.

bimmette · 05-07-2015, 11:03 AM

Grrrr I forgot to turn on my Roomba vacuum robot before I left for work. Now I will actually have to listen to the vacuum later.

UncleWede · 05-07-2015, 11:12 AM

"Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love you, Tomorrow. . ."

Billup · 05-07-2015, 12:15 PM

It's beautiful outside today. I was a dildo and figured the 50% chance of rain that was showing yesterday, was still true this morning. I didn't check before I left, I checked half way to work, it changed to 0%, so now I have to deal with driving the shitty ass BMW home.

grimlock · 05-07-2015, 12:22 PM

That's a true FWP - f**ked a hot chick and now you have to go out with her if you want a roommate

GB-335xiCoupe · 05-07-2015, 01:25 PM

My FWP today is a hangover from too much Jameson. Not sure how my car parked itself last night, but it did a damn fine job at it! Must have been my imaginary au pair. Or my pissed-off wife.

Revartr · 05-07-2015, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

That's a true FWP - f**ked a hot chick and now you have to go out with her if you want a roommate

Nah, it's not like that, haha. She's a total bro, and she's definitely not looking to cuff right now (neither am I), so it's not that. I just can't figure out why she's basically ignoring me now when we were so close before. And it's not like the next morning was any different either, so I just don't know what changed between the time I dropped her off and now. Blegh.

Douche · 05-07-2015, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

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Originally Posted by grimlock

That's a true FWP - f**ked a hot chick and now you have to go out with her if you want a roommate

Nah, it's not like that, haha. She's a total bro, and she's definitely not looking to cuff right now (neither am I), so it's not that. I just can't figure out why she's basically ignoring me now when we were so close before. And it's not like the next morning was any different either, so I just don't know what changed between the time I dropped her off and now. Blegh.

You are a lousy fuck.

And that's not a FWP, again. So I'm not sure you used the right thread.

Revartr · 05-07-2015, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche

You are a lousy fuck.

And that's not a FWP, again. So I'm not sure you used the right thread.

To be fair, we were both really drunk and don't exactly remember much of it. Just that she was really sore the next morning. But hey, this thread's for bitching about stuff that's not really a big deal, so here I am. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Appreciate the honesty, though.

GB-335xiCoupe · 05-07-2015, 01:59 PM

I wish I had your problem.

Douche · 05-07-2015, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

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Originally Posted by Douche

You are a lousy fuck.

And that's not a FWP, again. So I'm not sure you used the right thread.

To be fair, we were both really drunk and don't exactly remember much of it. Just that she was really sore the next morning. But hey, this thread's for bitching about stuff that's not really a big deal, so here I am. \_(ツ)_/

Appreciate the honesty, though.

Hey that wasn't honesty, I didn't fuck you yet to know. It's just an interpretation of events.

Usually when they don't call is because you were lousy. I heard.

And about the thread goal: it's to complain about trivial and mundane stuff that one shouldn't be complaining because life is more than your everyday "where's the remote to my 90" screen?".
So being a lousy fuck is something most of people experience (not only rich first world people).
I heard.

GB-335xiCoupe · 05-07-2015, 02:01 PM

Whatever happened to the Second World? I mean we have first world and third world... WTF. I will work on this problem and report back.

Alfisti · 05-07-2015, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GB-335xiCoupe

Whatever happened to the Second World? I mean we have first world and third world... WTF. I will work on this problem and report back.

Eastern Europe, parts of Asia etc. It exists.

UncleWede · 05-07-2015, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GB-335xiCoupe

Whatever happened to the Second World? I mean we have first world and third world... WTF. I will work on this problem and report back.

They wear blue collars to work, no?

Revartr · 05-07-2015, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche

Hey that wasn't honesty, I didn't fuck you yet to know. It's just an interpretation of events.

Usually when they don't call is because you were lousy. I heard.

And about the thread goal: it's to complain about trivial and mundane stuff that one shouldn't be complaining because life is more than your everyday "where's the remote to my 90" screen?".
So being a lousy fuck is something most of people experience (not only rich first world people).
I heard.

That's normally what I would think too, but neither of us really remember much of it, haha. That, and she's brutally honest and would've told me something like that the next morning, but instead was asking me about certain parts that she didn't remember. We were just talking about it and joking around about it and talking shit about other stuff like we normally do. It's just weird how she's acting because we're best friends, and she's always been very upfront and vocal and sort of unemotional (at least, not as emotional as 99% of girls out there) about sex and the like. So I have no idea what's going on, especially since I'm used to texting back and forth just about all day, every day.

And yeah, I get your point. I just needed to bitch, didn't feel like pulling a grimlock and creating a whole thread for it, and figured this would be the best place to do it.

Douche · 05-07-2015, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

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Originally Posted by Douche

Hey that wasn't honesty, I didn't fuck you yet to know. It's just an interpretation of events.

Usually when they don't call is because you were lousy. I heard.

And about the thread goal: it's to complain about trivial and mundane stuff that one shouldn't be complaining because life is more than your everyday "where's the remote to my 90" screen?".
So being a lousy fuck is something most of people experience (not only rich first world people).
I heard.

That's normally what I would think too, but neither of us really remember much of it, haha. That, and she's brutally honest and would've told me. It's just weird how she's acting because we're best friends, and she's always been very upfront and vocal and sort of unemotional (at least, not as emotional as 99% of girls out there) about sex and the like. So I have no idea what's going on, especially since I'm used to texting back and forth just about all day, every day.

And yeah, I get your point. I just needed to bitch, didn't feel like pulling a grimlock and creating a whole thread for it, and figured this would be the best place to do it.

Hey man, it seems you're the chick in the couple. Think about it. You mentioned a lot how she's upfront and vocal etc.

What did she reply when you told her how you feel and asked her if there was something different caused by the drunken sex?

Templar · 05-07-2015, 02:22 PM

You keep saying she's a total bro.

If you were both really that drunk, then maybe her penis was hiding and it came out and you just don't remember it. Especially if she is that "sore." I mean, was she sore in the butt? You'd need to PIITB if she was hiding a weiner down there...

Douche · 05-07-2015, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by fleeked

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Originally Posted by Douche

Hey man, it seems you're the chick in the couple. Think about it. You mentioned a lot how she's upfront and vocal etc.

What did she reply when you told her how you feel and asked her if there was something different caused by the drunken sex?

What are these "feels" you speak of?

LOL.
Chick issues. Go figure. (Jk)

Douche · 05-07-2015, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Grrrr I forgot to turn on my Roomba vacuum robot before I left for work. Now I will actually have to listen to the vacuum later.

I hate when that happens.

And it's not just the fact it's noisy, but that it seems to want to be where you are in the house, and keeps bumping into you and wandering under you while you just want to relax and not be bothered by its nagging...

Douche · 05-07-2015, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

"Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I love you, Tomorrow. . ."

Who's that directed towards? Hope you're not messing with the wrong people...

Revartr · 05-07-2015, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche

Hey man, it seems you're the chick in the couple. Think about it. You mentioned a lot how she's upfront and vocal etc.

What did she reply when you told her how you feel and asked her if there was something different caused by the drunken sex?

Oh yeah, she's definitely the dude in this situation, haha. Unless she's just not talking to me because she started catching feelings or something and is trying to distance herself to keep that from happening (what a female friend of mine told me could be the case), but I have no idea.

Like I added in my previous post (after you had already responded, though), the next morning she was asking me about certain parts that she didn't remember. We were just talking about it and joking around about it and talking shit about other stuff like we normally do.

And I haven't asked her anything like that yet. This is literally the only conversation that we've had since I dropped her off Monday morning (see screenshot).

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Originally Posted by Templar

You keep saying she's a total bro.

If you were both really that drunk, then maybe her penis was hiding and it came out and you just don't remember it. Especially if she is that "sore." I mean, was she sore in the butt? You'd need to PIITB if she was hiding a weiner down there...

I've seen her naked plenty of times, so I'm pretty positive that there is no penis to speak of, haha.

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GB-335xiCoupe Libertarian 132 Rep 1,577 Posts Drives: 29k mi per year. Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Green Bay area iTrader: (0)	My FWP today is a hangover from too much Jameson. Not sure how my car parked itself last night, but it did a damn fine job at it! Must have been my imaginary au pair. Or my pissed-off wife. __________________ 2011 335xi Coupe BSM (e92/N55/ZPP/ZCW, Alpina B3 Flash) Bought 08/09/2013@53,340mi Current 3/13/2019@206,283mi Fail(s): tstat hous/water pump 89k, Chargepipe 106k, coolant tank 114k, FRM3 114k Maint: Walnut blast 101k, Trans/T-case Fluid 103k, OFHG 195k Last edited by GB-335xiCoupe; 05-07-2015 at 01:31 PM..
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GB-335xiCoupe Libertarian 132 Rep 1,577 Posts Drives: 29k mi per year. Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Green Bay area iTrader: (0)	Whatever happened to the Second World? I mean we have first world and third world... WTF. I will work on this problem and report back. __________________ 2011 335xi Coupe BSM (e92/N55/ZPP/ZCW, Alpina B3 Flash) Bought 08/09/2013@53,340mi Current 3/13/2019@206,283mi Fail(s): tstat hous/water pump 89k, Chargepipe 106k, coolant tank 114k, FRM3 114k Maint: Walnut blast 101k, Trans/T-case Fluid 103k, OFHG 195k
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Templar Lieutenant Colonel 268 Rep 1,883 Posts Drives: 2011 E92 M3 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: One of the coasts... iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW M3 [10.00]	You keep saying she's a total bro. If you were both really that drunk, then maybe her penis was hiding and it came out and you just don't remember it. Especially if she is that "sore." I mean, was she sore in the butt? You'd need to PIITB if she was hiding a weiner down there... __________________ '11 BMW E92 ///M3 - ZCP and DCT '15 Ford F-250 - Lariat, 6.7 Powerstroke Turbo-diesel
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