First World Problems

[2011CrazE89]

My dog left me a nice pile of poo in the living room last night. Wonder what I'm coming home to tonight.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

My dog left me a nice pile of poo in the living room last night. Wonder what I'm coming home to tonight.

A pregnant female stray!

[Bobble]

Originally Posted by 2011CrazE89

My dog left me a nice pile of poo in the living room last night. Wonder what I'm coming home to tonight.

He/she apparently needed more than just fed!

[M_Six]

Damn work crews have been using a tractor mounted jackhammer on some huge rock or concrete slab in the street under our hotel window for two friggin' days now. Getting sick of listening to it. Nice day here in NashVegas, so maybe it's time to get out for a walk. Just hate navigating around the drunks and slow moving people.

I did spot a bottle of The Balvenie on a shelf in the bar downstairs. I wonder if they charge $20/glass here like they do in NYC.

[2011CrazE89]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

A pregnant female stray!

Originally Posted by Bobble

He/she apparently needed more than just fed!

My wife and son flew out of town for a week. Dog went into some kind of depression and is doing this in spite.

[John 070]

My intern IM'd me he needs to work from home he got food poisoning. Uh huh. We'll I said we're not gonna pay you today! Oh wait, you're working for free all summer already. Never mind....

[NemesisX]

Originally Posted by John 070

My intern IM'd me he needs to work from home he got food poisoning. Uh huh. We'll I said we're not gonna pay you today! Oh wait, you're working for free all summer already. Never mind....

What does your intern do? I had the impression that you were in medicine.

[DSB335d]

Randomly looked through my Starbucks app history... Which only goes back 3 months. Realizing I've spent $900 on coffee/snacks in a 3 month period!!

[atinybug]

Originally Posted by DSB335d

Randomly looked through my Starbucks app history... Which only goes back 3 months. Realizing I've spent $900 on coffee/snacks in a 3 month period!!

Holy crap that's like a drug addiction. Maybe you should seek help.

[dreamingat30fps]

Originally Posted by DSB335d

Randomly looked through my Starbucks app history... Which only goes back 3 months. Realizing I've spent $900 on coffee/snacks in a 3 month period!!

Damn that's a lot of nasty coffee. Not sure how much Starbucks coffee is going for but that's gotta be like 3-4 cups per day every single day for 3 months.

[John 070]

I went to get a free lifetime muffler replacement on my Nissan, and the exhaust tip is now about 1/8" smaller, I liked the old one better but they couldn't reuse it (they could the first replacement)...

[banditM3]

I took a my push mower to work yesterday to give to friend since my lawn crew is top notch. Put it in the wife's brand new Highlander and didnt bother to tie it down. Came to the first stop light and guess what. Damn thing rolled forward and into the back of the front seat and ripped a hole in the fake leather.

Now the charity lawn mower is gonna cost me 3-5 hundred bucks to fix the seat....

[Demetrius Joel]

Originally Posted by Litos

oh, here's another one - I have a bone to pick with Yoplait...

how about you redesign your fucking peel back top so that when you pull the top off, a tiny bit of yogurt doesn't squirt out due to the fucking pressure...

pisses me the fuck off......

#firstworldproblems

Every fucking time. Pretty much standard for all yogurt.

[2011CrazE89]

Bought a banana split. 16 year old carvel kid didn't secure the lid. By the time I got home it leaked through the bag and onto my seat. I was so pissed I ended up throwing the whole thing away.

[John 070]

Went to get some top tier Costco gas today, and a woman in a MDX nearly backed into me. I told her learn to use your backup cam, this is a first world country.

[M_Six]

Originally Posted by John 070

Went to get some top tier Costco gas today, and a woman in a MDX nearly backed into me. I told her learn to use your backup cam, this is a first world country.

Almost happened to me the other day at Walgreen's. Woman in the SUV in front of me pulled halfway out of the lot onto the street, then decided the oncoming car that was a 1/4 mile away moving at 30MPH was a direct threat and she decided to back up. I had a car behind me so I had no option but to lean on the horn. She stopped inches from my grill.

[Billup]

I didn't check the weather this morning. Started my morning ride to work alright. About 10 minutes in, I pulled over to check the weather, everything seemed to have passed.

Rode for another 30 minutes, and got caught in the rain in just my t-shirt and riding vest. My jeans and shoes are now soaked for the rest of the work day. It's only 8am.

[M_Six]

Lawn service mowed my lawn on Friday. Saturday I walked across it wearing sandals and now I have poison ivy on my toes.

[2011CrazE89]

My pest control guy charges me $26.50 for monthly “pest” control service. Over the last few days mosquitos have been eating me alive. They want to charge me an additional $75.00 just for mosquito treatment. I feel the mosquitos should fall under the same category as “pest” and should be included in my normal monthly service.

[dtn]

I live 1.3 miles away from work. My commute doesn't allow me to listen to a full song.

[Uber V8]

Originally Posted by dtn

I live 1.3 miles away from work. My commute doesn't allow me to listen to a full song.

LOL.


I forgot I subscribed to a auto-renew annual subscription to go-daddy.com for a domain that I no longer use. I just got charged for another year

[John 070]

Gym raised my renewal rate by 21%. Like a fool, I locked it for 2 yrs at the higher rate. Went from $8.25/mo. to $9.99/mo.