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[shoei]

Originally Posted by Aatish

There have been times where I was ready to move on, but she some how came back into the picture, and because of that I didn't move on.

Shit like talking about other dudes is discouraging...but then sending me hand written letters out of nowhere, and coming to me when she's sad/single makes things confusing.

Life and work probably doesn't help the case. I'll admit, I didn't commit at all the right times, maybe she is waiting for a move. The thought of her using me for personal crossed my mind...but certain actions on her behalf dismissed that.

Monday is D-Day. Hopefully, I don't hold back. You're right, better to know than not.

It's a simple convo... All you gotta remember is - if you don't do / say anything, you'll be in the same position you are tonight... Just you, some Bollywood movie, and a bottle of lotion...

Put it out there and see what happens Monday... Don't over think it, don't pre plan it, just go with the flow... If it happens, it happens... If it doesn't, that's okay as well, nobody has ever died of a broken heart...

Besides, she'll get seduced by Sugarskulls and she'll have her heart ripped out at some point, and then she'll come running back to you... It's all a vicious cycle... Circle of life...

Okay just kidding about the last part...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

It's a simple convo... All you gotta remember is - if you don't do / say anything, you'll be in the same position you are tonight... Just you, some Bollywood movie, and a bottle of lotion...

Put it out there and see what happens Monday... Don't over think it, don't pre plan it, just go with the flow... If it happens, it happens... If it doesn't, that's okay as well, nobody has ever died of a broken heart...

Besides, she'll get seduced by Sugarskulls and she'll have her heart ripped out at some point, and then she'll come running back to you... It's all a vicious cycle... Circle of life...

Okay just kidding about the last part...

@Aatish

He's really not kidding.

Oh and when she runs back to you after I fuck her over- you're welcome. I did it for you.

Ps- I really enjoyed the greatest movie Bollywood ever produced- "slumdog millionaire "

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Hahhahaahahhaahahha, don't be mad that for a half breed- I got eyelids and you didn't , you chinky motherfucker. :P

He really is though. He's like a big teddy bear that's actually alive. He's 5 now! So he's just about half way through the average healthy bulldog life.

He is neutured, and is on as strict (boiled) raw diet of chicken and liver (1 kg a day) so hopefully I can prolonge his life as long as I can.

Just know- if I'm still around these halls the day, you know, he crosses the bridge- put me on suicide watch.

It seriously blows that they have such a shorter lifespan than other dogs... Otis made it to almost 14 years old, however !!! So I hope Boswer has the same good health...

Yes to Whole Foods and no to Wal Mart...

And no to not having eyelids... How many flipping times we gotta go through that you ain't the only blended mother facker?!

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

It seriously blows that they have such a shorter lifespan than other dogs... Otis made it to almost 14 years old, however !!! So I hope Boswer has the same good health...

Yes to Whole Foods and no to Wal Mart...

And no to not having eyelids... How many flipping times we gotta go through that you ain't the only blended mother facker?!

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU ARENT CHINKY WITH THE USERNAME "SHOEI"

You have the username of a Korean chick at a massage parlor who gives happy endings for 60 bucks off of San Gabriel Blvd/mission (I mean, I heard that...yeah. I heard about that)

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE YOU ARENT CHINKY WITH THE USERNAME "SHOHEI"

You have the username of a Korean chick at a massage parlor who gives happy endings for 60 bucks off of San Gabriel Blvd/mission (I mean, I heard that...yeah. I heard about that)

Think you might be more Asian than me... Even I don't go to "Chan-Gabriel..." The best part is though - just take your passport with you if you go back to that side of town... Have them stamp it for you... It's gotta be as close to going to Asia as you can get...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

Think you might be more Asian than me... Even I don't go to "Chan-Gabriel..." The best part is though - just take your passport with you if you go back to that side of town... Have them stamp it for you... It's gotta be as close to going to Asia as you can get...

Oh no....

Dude- you and I need to take trip sometime to the Philippines.

Ever heard of Airforce One?

It's a buffet of women. And yes, they're separated by "economy, business and first class" by their looks/cost.

Again....I heard about this place. Don't know for myself

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Oh no....

Dude- you and I need to take trip sometime to the Philippines.

Ever heard of Airforce One?

It's a buffet of women. And yes, they're separated by "economy, business and first class" by their looks/cost.

Again....I heard about this place. Don't know for myself

That is hysterical... Still terrified of the quality even in first class however...

Should've known you were a monger... Now I know why you go to Mexico time to time... Stopping by "Hong Kong" I take it? lol...

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by shoei

That is hysterical... Still terrified of the quality even in first class however...

Should've known you were a monger... Now I know why you go to Mexico time to time... Stopping by "Hong Kong" I take it? lol...

JHAHAHAHAA, I'm really not. I have actually been there though. My cousins took me when I was there on tour, but I was scared of catching AIDS (I was 17) and while they ended up having 3somes with chicks they chose, I ate quesadillas at the strip club portion of the club (it's the size of a hotel) hahahaaha.

And don't you dare speak badly about Hong Kong. It may be a zest pool for venereal diseases, but damnit- there are some gooooooddd looking women there

[jtodd_fl]

By the way, for you lazy non-creative people who refused the invitation to write sweet poetry for Poojah, I offer you this.

I once met a girl named Poojah
I saw her profile pic and though "boo yah"
And so I swiped right
And later tonight
I hope to get up in her hoohah.

NemesisX you have my permission to use this as your opener. Do report back!

I figured a limerick would be the most appropriate medium for this particular message.

[BwoodBMW]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

By the way, for you lazy non-creative people who refused the invitation to write sweet poetry for Poojah, I offer you this.

I once met a girl named Poojah
I saw her profile pic and though "boo yah"
And so I swiped right
And later tonight
I hope to get up in her hoohah.

NemesisX you have my permission to use this as your opener. Do report back!

I figured a limerick would be the most appropriate medium for this particular message.

Brilliant work. I almost popped a tear.

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah big dogs don't love too long. My rott made it 8 and my bullmastiff is wearing down at 6.5.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah big dogs don't love too long. My rott made it 8 and my bullmastiff is wearing down at 6.5.

Then get a little dog

And punt the shit out of it

[1MOREMOD]

Depends on dog but not punting any of them. Moat small dogs are annoying.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Depends on dog but not punting any of them. Moat small dogs are annoying.

Yah I agree

I've always been a fan of intelligent dogs...huskies, retrievers, canines, shepherds, etc.

They also usually live pretty long

[1MOREMOD]

I like those but are too high strung snd need to much work. Big lazy dog works best for my lifestyle. Can be inside all day, sleeps lot and so on. Like me.

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I like those but are too high strung snd need to much work. Big lazy dog works best for my lifestyle. Can be inside all day, sleeps lot and so on.

True, depends on lifestyle. I'd rather have no dog than lazy dog that sleeps all day

One of my past chicks had a shepherd who would flick a tennis ball with her nose across the room and go fetch it and bring it back to the same spot, then repeat...dang dog was playing fetch by herself!!

That chick also told me a story how she once tried raping her dog when she was super horny by rubbing the dog's butt on chick's vagina...ran the fuck away from her...

[1MOREMOD]

Wtf

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wtf

Exactly my reaction

[shoei]

Had a Rottie as well... Grew up surrounded by retrievers... When you're a kid, having multiple neighbors with Labrador retrievers and golden retrievers is like the best thing ever...

[08njSTEP]

I love German Shepards. Soooo smart. Mine lasted 13 awesome years. Could teach that dog anything. He figured out jiggling door knob to tell me it was time to go out. So I thought about teaching him to open the door, then I thought that through and figured better not.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 08njSTEP

I love German Shepards. Soooo smart. Mine lasted 13 awesome years. Could teach that dog anything. He figured out jiggling door knob to tell me it was time to go out. So I thought about teaching him to open the door, then I thought that through and figured better not.

Wise decision lol...

My Rottie (Nikita) she was wicked smart... Toilet trained in a day and she learned hand signals... Best dog I ever had...

[08njSTEP]

I taught mine to say rock'n'roll. He was a true guard dog too. Anybody came into house and he wouldn't stop barking until they went back outside and he went outside and then they came in 1st. No problems after that.