who's the most fun girl you've ever dated

1MOREMOD · 07-17-2016, 12:28 AM

Then learn to like your mom watching you give willy the beat down

shoei · 07-17-2016, 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Then learn to like your mom watching you give willy the beat down

Game of thrones status - keeping it in the family...

Or ASBSECU E93 status... Redneck style...

Kong Sheng Han · 07-19-2016, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okusa

I paid her the ultimate compliment a man can give a woman

"No, you don't look fat in that dress." ?

F30lolz · 07-19-2016, 10:30 AM

Just remembered some other girl I met while going to a junior college in NY back in 2003. She was looney up in the nuthouse in Togus as we did argue about stupid stuff from time to time that I won't bother to get into. She was, however, great between the sheets and made me feel like I was on cloud 9. I had just broken up with a girl after nearly 5 years so this girl was the perfect rebound chick to get me through my sad times haha. This lasted for about 4 months until I moved to FL for school fall 2003 semester. This girl hated that I moved and I was sad to leave her (hard to believe but true) but I had everything set up before I met her. I flew back to NY maybe 4 times during that semester and met up with her all of them and had fun, then lost touch after I moved back that winter as she got weird on me.

M3 Number 86 · 07-19-2016, 11:06 AM

Confessions of an ex-neighborhood (expanded way more than that and is just a friendly term to be used in this context) pharmacist (I don't like the incriminating term so used this word instead). No they were never gf's.

Use your imagination and it probably has happened. I should make a movie of my life. Boring ending though. Ends up in a normal job and on Bimmerpost

John 070 · 07-19-2016, 01:17 PM

The reason I thought of the gal whom I mentioned at the beginning, she was so gorgeous, and it was just too much. HUH? Seriously, too much. sure, I was a young buck, 25 y.o., but 5, 6 times a day was like being at a buffet and forcing yourself to eat when you're no longer hungry...man how many times in life is it like that?

Flying Ace · 07-19-2016, 10:40 PM

3 pages and not a single picture...

okusa · 07-19-2016, 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kong Sheng Han

Quote:

Originally Posted by okusa

I paid her the ultimate compliment a man can give a woman

"No, you don't look fat in that dress." ?

That's a great looking dress though it would look a lot better bunched up in a ball next to my bed...

Kong Sheng Han · 07-20-2016, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okusa

That's a great looking dress though it would look a lot better bunched up in a ball next to my bed...

Ah

Sidewinderpb · 07-20-2016, 01:05 AM

When I was 17, I dated this girl who had some issues. She was damn fine, but her nut job mother always called her fat - which was far from true. Some weird jealousy complex. So that plus about 12mg of Xanax per day led to some pretty good times. We frequented her rich alcoholic aunt's pool, complete with full tiki bar. That is, until her aunt came out of left field and stared smooching me while I was on the phone with my mother. God help us all if my girlfriend sees this post.

F30lolz · 07-20-2016, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Ace

3 pages and not a single picture...

this was the last one I spoke about.

Never_Enough · 07-20-2016, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

I have so much to add to this thread that I just can't put on the internet.

Literally bursting at the seams.

+1

bimmerfrk · 07-20-2016, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F30lolz

this was the last one I spoke about.

ehh not my type but i would still go medieval on her bum bum

89mustaine · 07-20-2016, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrangeZ06

+1

Subscribing for this reason

Never_Enough · 07-20-2016, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 89mustaine

Subscribing for this reason

I'll share one from way back. Dated this chick that later tells me she has been possessed by an evil spirit that sometimes takes over her mind/body/whatever.

One night this spirit apparently took over

:bulg e:

& she starts coming on to me like a $2 dollar hooker.

This chick fucked like a beast. She loved to rub my cum all over her body.

It's always the crazies that are the best lays.

Pixel8ed · 07-20-2016, 11:20 AM

Dated a stripper in college.....

89mustaine · 07-20-2016, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixel8ed

Dated a stripper in college.....

I dated a stripper not too long ago, gorgeous actually, and very conservative. Freak in the sheets and quite a lady in public, and she was a car buff to boot. She had twins already though and some odd personality quirks that I just couldn't live with so it didn't last.

Flying Ace · 07-20-2016, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

When I was 17, I dated this girl who had some issues. She was damn fine, but her nut job mother always called her fat - which was far from true. Some weird jealousy complex. So that plus about 12mg of Xanax per day led to some pretty good times. We frequented her rich alcoholic aunt's pool, complete with full tiki bar. That is, until her aunt came out of left field and stared smooching me while I was on the phone with my mother. God help us all if my girlfriend sees this post.

got damn, pics?!?!?!

Lups · 07-20-2016, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by csu87

Im about 99.99% sure everything posted in here will be used in court one day. Either divorce court or criminal court after your SO sees this.

The other .01% is everything posted in here is a lie

My first boyfriend!

He was epic. He couldn't ride his bike as fast as I did and he started to cry if he saw me putting worms into hooks. He showed me his wiener just to convince me he had a good reason to sympathise with the worms.

We decided to get married but our parents objected. They thought we should wait.

Our love didn't last, I saw him a few years ago and he was married to a girl he claimed was slower with a bike than he was and he now enjoys fishing. I guess the 25 years we spent apart changed him.

F30lolz · 07-20-2016, 12:01 PM

^^ Cool Story ^^

CANGRKE70 · 07-21-2016, 08:38 AM

I dated a lot before getting married, obviously my wife was the most fun or I wouldn't have put a ring on it.

She also lurks the board once and a while

jtodd_fl · 07-21-2016, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

I dated a lot before getting married, obviously my wife was the most fun or I wouldn't have put a ring on it.

She also lurks the board once and a while

Heh

07-17-2016, 12:28 AM	#45
1MOREMOD - 11817 Rep 23,187 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Then learn to like your mom watching you give willy the beat down
	Appreciate 0 Quote

07-19-2016, 11:06 AM	#49
M3 Number 86 Major General 3221 Rep 6,218 Posts Drives: black m3 Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: pasadena iTrader: (1)	Confessions of an ex-neighborhood (expanded way more than that and is just a friendly term to be used in this context) pharmacist (I don't like the incriminating term so used this word instead). No they were never gf's. Use your imagination and it probably has happened. I should make a movie of my life. Boring ending though. Ends up in a normal job and on Bimmerpost __________________ dadmobile IG: @M3number86 youtube: track vids
	Appreciate 0 Quote

07-19-2016, 01:17 PM	#50
John 070 Lieutenant General 1705 Rep 14,829 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	The reason I thought of the gal whom I mentioned at the beginning, she was so gorgeous, and it was just too much. HUH? Seriously, too much. sure, I was a young buck, 25 y.o., but 5, 6 times a day was like being at a buffet and forcing yourself to eat when you're no longer hungry...man how many times in life is it like that?
	Appreciate 0 Quote

07-19-2016, 10:40 PM	#51
Flying Ace Lieutenant General 4985 Rep 11,891 Posts Drives: G05 45e, 997.1 & 991.1 GT3s Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: SF, CA iTrader: (5)	3 pages and not a single picture... __________________ 22 Phytonic/Coffee X5 45e (CoVID-free) 08 Speed Yellow 911 GT3 Sharkwerks 12 AW/Cinnamon X5d Sports Pkg (retired) 14 AW/Beige M6GC ZCP, MPE, V2 steering wheel, vorsteiner (retired) 08 SSII/Black E90 M3 (retired)
	Appreciate 1 Quote

07-20-2016, 01:05 AM	#54
Sidewinderpb Banned 329 Rep 1,739 Posts Drives: 2017 340i xDrive 6mt Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: CT iTrader: (7)	When I was 17, I dated this girl who had some issues. She was damn fine, but her nut job mother always called her fat - which was far from true. Some weird jealousy complex. So that plus about 12mg of Xanax per day led to some pretty good times. We frequented her rich alcoholic aunt's pool, complete with full tiki bar. That is, until her aunt came out of left field and stared smooching me while I was on the phone with my mother. God help us all if my girlfriend sees this post. Last edited by Sidewinderpb; 07-20-2016 at 01:12 AM..
	Appreciate 0 Quote

07-20-2016, 11:20 AM	#60
Pixel8ed Private First Class 40 Rep 103 Posts Drives: 08 328i Join Date: Mar 2016 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Dated a stripper in college.....
	Appreciate 1 Quote

07-21-2016, 08:38 AM	#65
CANGRKE70 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 814 Rep 172 Posts Drives: 2012 BMW X5 Join Date: May 2015 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	I dated a lot before getting married, obviously my wife was the most fun or I wouldn't have put a ring on it. She also lurks the board once and a while __________________ Peter. Current Ride:2012 Alpine While BMW X5 35i Past Rides: 2005 Titanium Silver Metallic BMW X3 2005 Winning Blue Mica Mazda 3 1993 Milano Red Honda Prelude SR
	Appreciate 0 Quote