Facebook Group to get a guy a threesome

[BenMW]

http://smu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2207756044

absolutely hilarious!

Group Info Name: If this group reaches 100,000 my girlfriend will have a threesome.
Type: Just for Fun - Totally Random
Description: So here is the NEW deal:

According to my gf, if you can get the group to 300,000 members she will allow pics of our threesome to be taken.

And, if by some crazy way, you all are able to make this the largest group on facebook, she will allow video footage of our glorious three-person sexy-time.

So what are you waiting for, INVITE your FRIENDS.


So here WAS the deal:

If I can make a facebook group with over 100,000 people in it before the end of the semester (Dec 31, 2006), I can have a threesome with my gf and a girl of my choosing.

The back story:

Like any red-blooded college guy, I've come to the conclusion that the idea of a threesome is perhaps one of the greatest things imaginable (right behind midget tossing).

Naturally, I have bugged my girlfriend, Holly, to partake in this dream of mine on multiple occassions... sadly, she has declined every single time.

The other day (September 4th, 2006 to be exact), she and I were talking about Facebook for some reason or another and she mentioned how she's a member of some group called the "Largest group on Facebook" and she mentioned how hard it must've been to get a group that size together.

I promptly slapped her (jk darling)... and told her that anyone, given the proper idea, could make a facebook group of larger than normal size.

And just like that, the bet was formed. So INVITE everyone you know and help me on my quest for sexual salvation.

PLEASE HELP. My manhood thanks you in advance.

9/5/06, 2:45 PM (EST)- Group created.
9/5/06, 7:11 PM - 184 members strong.
9/7/06, 2:19 PM - Wow, 7,000.
9/8/06, 1:02 AM - 50,000 members. This is insane.
9/8/06, 1:27 PM - 83,300 members. This is bonkers.
9/8/06, 4:05 PM – 100,000 members. Success!

Keep it going people… we need 300,000 members for my gf to let me take pics of the threesome.

UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE: Friday, September 08, 2006 – 4:04 PM

My lil brod-lings, we’ve done it – 100,000 members. WOW. I was expecting this to take an entire semester and you people pulled it off in a little over 3 days. Amazing. Drinks are on me.

So what now? I have been talking with my gf and she is 100% owning up to the bet.

I’ve been in contact with some potential girls from Facebook who have emailed me and my gf also has some of her own friends in mind. Given your support I think it’s only fair that you, the group members, GET TO VOTE for the chick that is going to complete my naked sandwich.

Please give me a few days to put together a voting mechanism (probably a mini-site that I’ll soon link to) and allow me to narrow down a list of 3-5 potential threesome applicants. After that, we’ll have a week long voting session for whoever the lucky girl is gonna be.

And to make things even more interesting, my gf has AGREED to your many msgs and requests and will allow some pics of the event to be taken… on the one condition that this group gets to 300,000 MEMBERS. (one of you out there suggested that number, don’t blame me, I’m just trying to help you all enjoy a little slice of my threesome heaven)

And for all you DEVIANTS out there… I am still working on her for a video, but she said she that would only happen “if hell froze over” or this became the “largest group on Facebook” … and last time I checked, largest group has about 850,000… so best of luck people… I have faith in you; she doesn’t… haha, that bitch (kidding, sort of).

That’s it from me for right now. Threesome applicants will be picked and voting will be enabled in a few days. Stay tuned, and INVITE Everyone YOU KNOW.

Thanks again everyone. This has been awesome.

PS. Stop friending me, I haven’t accepted a single request since this began, there are like 25,000 pending. Use my email to contact me.

HILARIOUS [9/8/06 4:21 PM]: Apparently we broke Facebook or something, bc I think everything on the group profile went blank for about 80% of us -- considering we were all refreshing at the same time at 100,000.

In the glitch, it made a random member, Brad Barna, a co-admin... bizarre. Anyways, thank you Brad for being a good sport and giving me sole control of my group again.

Thank Brad, http://cnu.facebook.com/profile.php?id=31804037

One group member submitted this story to VH1's Best Week Ever: http://www.bestweekever.tv/ble/story/1475/

Group has 112,000 memebers right now and is averaging 20 new members a second jesus

[John]

we need a global e90post facebook group who wants to make it

[aapriadi]

using facebook to get a 3some thats just downright pathetic

[findtom]

Originally Posted by aapriadi

using facebook to get a 3some thats just downright pathetic

This has been done before in a website "give me hits" form. I never checked back though...

[golfpro]

Originally Posted by aapriadi

using facebook to get a 3some thats just downright pathetic

pathetic....yes
but hell man if thats the only way its gonna happen, then WTF ill help ya out, good luck, u need someone to take pictures???