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      08-03-2016, 08:04 PM   #36675
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Oooooooooo, do we need to have a glutes rematch?



Nah nevermind, it's even more dudes lingering around here than before. I'm out.
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      08-03-2016, 08:05 PM   #36676
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Oooooooooo, do we need to have a glutes rematch?



Nah nevermind, it's even more dudes lingering around here than before. I'm out.
So glad you came to your senses... Jeebus crisco, wtf were you thinking for a minute there?!!
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So glad you came to your senses... Jeebus crisco, wtf were you thinking for a minute there?!!
That Lups was still participating in this thread.



Guess it's back to cleaning her pool naked for the millionth time. Oh wait, no I think I quit that job. Can't remember. I'll do it anyways.
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      08-03-2016, 08:10 PM   #36678
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      08-03-2016, 08:38 PM   #36679
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I'm still traumatized over your moose knuckle photos you used to post on the regular...

Until your wife found out...
lol She's still none the wiser and she'll never find out about us!


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Oooooooooo, do we need to have a glutes rematch?



Nah nevermind, it's even more dudes lingering around here than before. I'm out.
You don't want to go there. I've been putting in the work.
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      08-03-2016, 10:14 PM   #36680
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I know he'll at the very least want a pic of me in the new ones.
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      08-03-2016, 10:25 PM   #36681
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I want a job that allows me to live life in bed.
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Howdy!
I want a job that allows me to live life in bed.
Prostitution...

Or that show - "My 800lb life..."
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      08-03-2016, 11:38 PM   #36685
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Howdy!
I want a job that allows me to live life in bed.
Prostitution...

Or that show - "My 800lb life..."
This.

Live life in bed.
Eat constantly.
Get your own reality show.

Profit.
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      08-03-2016, 11:45 PM   #36686
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Howdy!
I want a job that allows me to live life in bed.
Prostitution...

Or that show - "My 800lb life..."
This.

Live life in bed.
Eat constantly.
Get your own reality show.

Profit.
We're not combining the prostitution with the obesity though, right?

I just want to verify this because you weren't clear...
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      08-04-2016, 06:14 AM   #36687
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my 600lb life meets hookers could be a new show in Vegas... simply proving everyone needs "summa dat" but it must smell like a condemned home. repulsive.

a friend of mine who is a nurse had to care for a 500+ lb guy....she truly found a chicken bone impressed into this guys fat rolls... it would not move... it basically had been there so long that skin had grown around the wing bone. F'n disgusting....
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      08-04-2016, 07:27 AM   #36688
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my 600lb life meets hookers could be a new show in Vegas... simply proving everyone needs "summa dat" but it must smell like a condemned home. repulsive.

a friend of mine who is a nurse had to care for a 500+ lb guy....she truly found a chicken bone impressed into this guys fat rolls... it would not move... it basically had been there so long that skin had grown around the wing bone. F'n disgusting....
Yeah. I had a physician whom I called on when I was a rep that had a morbidly obese patient who stepped on a Hot Wheels car which was imbedded in her foot. It stayed there for weeks and weeks and had to be surgically removed. Pretty sad.
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For all of us with ailing injectors, through some stroke of luck, a few emails landed me in contact with a department head at Continental Germany.

I asked him about offering rebuilding services like they do for their diesel injectors. He said while there is not a definite schedule he can share, this is something they are looking into and it's in the planning stages.

It's nice to see that they are working on something and even responded to an inquiry like that.
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      08-04-2016, 07:47 AM   #36690
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For all of us with ailing injectors, through some stroke of luck, a few emails landed me in contact with a department head at Continental Germany.

I asked him about offering rebuilding services like they do for their diesel injectors. He said while there is not a definite schedule he can share, this is something they are looking into and it's in the planning stages.

It's nice to see that they are working on something and even responded to an inquiry like that.
Seems like there's a concentration camp joke in here somewhere. Germans. Gas. Nozzles. I dunno. But I do no that everyone loves a good Holocaust joke.
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      08-04-2016, 07:52 AM   #36691
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For all of us with ailing injectors, through some stroke of luck, a few emails landed me in contact with a department head at Continental Germany.

I asked him about offering rebuilding services like they do for their diesel injectors. He said while there is not a definite schedule he can share, this is something they are looking into and it's in the planning stages.

It's nice to see that they are working on something and even responded to an inquiry like that.
Seems like there's a concentration camp joke in here somewhere. Germans. Gas. Nozzles. I dunno. But I do no that everyone loves a good Holocaust joke.
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Seems like there's a concentration camp joke in here somewhere. Germans. Gas. Nozzles. I dunno. But I do no that everyone loves a good Holocaust joke.
They're even going to do a buyback program if you have multiple issues with their parts. It's called the Third Streich Solution.
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They're even going to do a buyback program if you have multiple issues with their parts. It's called the Third Streich Solution.
I like it.
And you get to come to the their German facilities where you will be served a breakfast of Luftwaffles.
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I had the Arbeit Macht French Fries. They were delish.
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