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      09-04-2014, 04:27 PM   #1
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Hood Lingo

This is blatantly copied from FwdFtl - not my own creation.

But I find them very amusing - anyone with other phrases. UncleWede? (I heard you say you "dropped a dime on a bank", so figured you might have more equally amusing phrases)


Let me teach yal some hood lingo:

"What up wit it?" = How are you?

"What up with the mathematics?" = May I have your number?

"Swerve" = You are not important so please remove yourself from my life

"Hold me back!" = My opponent is significantly bigger than me and would kick my ass but I want it to look like I'm not scared.

"You can get it" = You are very attractive and I want to have sexual intercourse with you

"Nahhh mean?" = I know what I said didn't make any sense, but were you able to comprehend?

Non-hood lingo by females:

"Awww thanks" = Welcome to the friend zone, I hope you enjoy your stay.

"I model" = I have Instagram
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      09-04-2014, 04:28 PM   #2
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I especially like "Swerve".

Lups..."swerve".
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      09-04-2014, 04:30 PM   #3
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"I'mma finna throw my hands up"
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"I'mma finna throw my hands up"

Okay, but you have to give the English translation...just as FwdFtl was kind enough to do so.
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      09-04-2014, 04:52 PM   #5
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So you are basically de-evolving?

I enjoy speaking properly, that hood talk irks me.
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      09-04-2014, 05:44 PM   #6
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      09-04-2014, 08:28 PM   #7
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      09-04-2014, 08:29 PM   #8
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U member = you remember
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      09-04-2014, 10:07 PM   #9
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So you are basically de-evolving?

I enjoy speaking properly, that hood talk irks me.
No, I'm a wasp who enjoys looking down my nose on others attempts at the English language.

Translation: I'm a jack@ss. But a well educated one.
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U member = you remember
I knew you'd come through. But that's almost Walmart speak - like "May I axe you a question"....

Come on FwdFtl - where are you???
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      09-04-2014, 10:17 PM   #11
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Where the hos at?

means, ... where the hos at
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      09-05-2014, 01:14 AM   #12
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I knew you'd come through. But that's almost Walmart speak - like "May I axe you a question"....

Come on FwdFtl - where are you???
You rang?

Ok, here's some more:

"I heard that" = false information

"On some real shit" = This is no longer a laughing matter and what I'm about to say next should be taken seriously.

"Do it for the vine" = risk your life in 6 seconds

"I got it for the low low" = I have some drugs for a very low price, perhaps you'd be interested?

"I got that fire on deck" = I have very potent marijuana for purchase, are you interested?

"My pockets on swole" = I am currently carrying a vast amount of cash in my pockets

"I'm straight" = I don't want to participate in that activity

"Going HAM" = To exert every human muscle including the mind at the task at hand

"NBA 2K15" = The reason a lot of guys will be single in the next few months
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      09-05-2014, 06:36 AM   #13
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"Monica" - Think about it.

"Twerkin" - Shake ya tail featha

"Dat Good Good" - Sticky Icky

"Fixin" - Anticipatin'

"Becky" - BJ's for Days

"Boo" - No, not scary boo, but instead, my significant other
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      09-05-2014, 07:27 AM   #14
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Monica lol
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hahahahah swerveeeee / aww thankss
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"Monica" - Think about it.

"Twerkin" - Shake ya tail featha

"Dat Good Good" - Sticky Icky

"Fixin" - Anticipatin'

"Becky" - BJ's for Days

"Boo" - No, not scary boo, but instead, my significant other
Your translations might need to be broken down again for the less cultured folk here HAHA.
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      09-05-2014, 10:22 AM   #18
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Your translations might need to be broken down again for the less cultured folk here HAHA.
LOL, touche.


Maybe we should make a "White Gentleman's Lingo" thread as well.


Gee willikers, wouldn't that be swell?
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Quote:
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You rang?

Ok, here's some more:

"I heard that" = false information

"On some real shit" = This is no longer a laughing matter and what I'm about to say next should be taken seriously.

"Do it for the vine" = risk your life in 6 seconds

"I got it for the low low" = I have some drugs for a very low price, perhaps you'd be interested?

"I got that fire on deck" = I have very potent marijuana for purchase, are you interested?

"My pockets on swole" = I am currently carrying a vast amount of cash in my pockets

"I'm straight" = I don't want to participate in that activity

"Going HAM" = To exert every human muscle including the mind at the task at hand

"NBA 2K15" = The reason a lot of guys will be single in the next few months
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      09-05-2014, 11:31 AM   #20
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I especially like "Swerve".

Lups..."swerve".
Cheers Joekerr , my ego will feel the sting for years.

One of my good childhood friends spent most of his time in jail, and it was funny to talk with him, since every time I got the hang of the meanings behind the words, the language hand gone lived on. With any foreign language this task is way, way too much to deal with
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So you are basically de-evolving?

I enjoy speaking properly, that hood talk irks me.
Step back brah.
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