Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

[1MOREMOD]

Hmm seriously? Garage space is non existent unfortunately. My wife might beat me if I kick her out of the garage for a female forum member. Please advise.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hmm seriously? Garage space is non existent unfortunately. My wife might beat me if I kick her out of the garage for a female forum member. Please advise.

I'll have my husband deliver it to you? I'll stay one block behind since we all know bitches shouldn't drive.

If I was to leave it to you for a few months, and it would not serve as your daily, I would fly up back here and tell your wife asb, prenNa, and I triple teamed you every night for the last few weeks. My Peter is no garage queen. He is an outdoors bitch.

(one set of rears would be on the house, the rest on you)

[1MOREMOD]

Okay so I'm supposed to beat it up?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Okay so I'm supposed to beat it up?

No. You would only be required to drive it like I would.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Lups

My trunk usually has so much milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard.

Fixed

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Fixed

I would be shocked if she knows this song.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Fixed

Thanks mate!

Originally Posted by bimmette

I would be shocked if Sue knows this song.

There's a song about milk and YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT IT?!

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Lups

Thanks mate!



There's a song about milk and YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME ABOUT IT?!

You were a young girl still obsessed with Hanson probably when it came out.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

You were a young girl still obsessed with Hanson probably when it came out.

Hanson?

[1MOREMOD]

Mbop

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Lups

Hanson?

Now we all know what to get you for Christmas.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Now we all know what to get you for Christmas.

Google told me this ain't a good idea.

Dude breast milk ---> nonfat milk.
My mother singing ---> heavy metal.
Zero tears old---> five years and up in age.

Don't go spoiling my epic life.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

I get the feeling i am being conned here. I need some sort of proof/ insurance for this one

How do i provide proof or insurance? Do you mean insurance as in if you don't think the photo is worthy, I have to provide more goats?

Wait.... that would mean that i get to post a somewhat revealing photo of myself and if you don't like it, i'd have to pay you, in goats.?.?. I'm not sure i like that concept. haha

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

How do i provide proof or insurance? Do you mean insurance as in if you don't think the photo is worthy, I have to provide more goats?

Wait.... that would mean that i get to post a somewhat revealing photo of myself and if you don't like it, i'd have to pay you, in goats.?.?. I'm not sure i like that concept. haha

Or we can use more secure method of choosing a mediator. Mr Belgium seems like a man who appreciates cheeky since he's always asking for that kind of pics!

I really need a life. The stuff I write here is starting to be more than mildly disturbing.

[ASBSECU E93]

wait...Wait....WAIT!!!

I thought this was decided LONG AGO....Peter II is now officially a Goat hauler, thus giving Lups one last Thelma and Louise ride across the US....cops in tow with sirens-a-blazin....

Then - she'd hide Peter II in the barn until the coast was clear, making a run for Canada to live off the land and torment bimmette with snail mail postcards of food and beverage...and tales of her adventures to correct the culture of milk in bags.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

Or we can use more secure method of choosing a mediator. Mr Belgium seems like a man who appreciates cheeky since he's always asking for that kind of pics!

I really need a life. The stuff I write here is starting to be more than mildly disturbing.

Ok, i'll post it..... IF you agree to the following.

You can rate the image on a scale of 1, 2 or 3 goats. Minimum investment on your part is 1 goat, just for me posting. If you don't think it's worthy of 2 or even 3 goats either by aesthetics or my sheer embarrassment from posting, then i'll put another goat on the tally.

Worst case is you spent $50 on 2 goats for an image that will haunt your nightmares for years. Best case is you spend $150 on 3 goats for an image that will bring you good luck for 7 years and very happy dreams. hahaha

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ok, i'll post it..... IF you agree to the following.

You can rate the image on a scale of 1, 2 or 3 goats. Minimum investment on your part is 1 goat, just for me posting. If you don't think it's worthy of 2 or even 3 goats either by aesthetics or my sheer embarrassment from posting, then i'll put another goat on the tally.

Worst case is you spent $50 on 2 goats for an image that will haunt your nightmares for years. Best case is you spend $150 on 3 goats for an image that will bring you good luck for 7 years and very happy dreams. hahaha

First you call this prostitution, then you blackmail me!

Fine! This better deliver!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

First you call this prostitution, then you blackmail me!

Fine! This better deliver!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

First you call this prostitution, then you blackmail me!

Fine! This better deliver!

Those families better love their goats!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Wait until my partner in crime, Biorin shows up. I vet she'd pay to perv you too!

(I feel like I am taking the litos methods to action here but I'm still okay with this!)

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Those families better love their goats!

Are we showing ass pics again..

Do I need to add fuel to the fire?!?!

I have a donk you can set a drink on....AND watch it walk away

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Those families better love their goats!

Well, now we know how you ended up with the hot wife.

That is a three goat shot!

Please congratulate the wife on behalf of anonymous, weird females from the internet.