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      11-20-2015, 07:14 AM   #419
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Just send me a damn barrel of vibrators
Pfffft, I'm so much more creative than that.


Clearly I'd send you a personalized sculpture of you and I made entirely out of vibrators.
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      11-20-2015, 10:14 AM   #420
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Pfffft, I'm so much more creative than that.


Clearly I'd send you a personalized sculpture of you and I made entirely out of vibrators.
You gift whore!

I'd wrap you up and send you to her!
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      11-21-2015, 10:08 PM   #421
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      11-21-2015, 11:27 PM   #422
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did you see....BB has a new play buddy
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did you see....BB has a new play buddy
Meh, that poor guy is an irl friend of mine. I just had to make him pay for it!

(we have an M3, 4,6. We need a 2 and a five!
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      11-24-2015, 12:21 AM   #424
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Ax promised us a cheeky shot for extra goats. You guys should step up too!
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      11-24-2015, 12:30 AM   #425
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Ax promised us a cheeky shot for extra goats. You guys should step up too!
When do we get our names?? I've got a ton of travel coming up so the sooner the better !!!
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When do we get our names?? I've got a ton of travel coming up so the sooner the better !!!
Next month man, amazon travels with you!
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      11-24-2015, 08:33 AM   #427
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When do we get our names?? I've got a ton of travel coming up so the sooner the better !!!
Looks like you'll have to get something for your person from Sky Mall.
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Looks like you'll have to get something for your person from Sky Mall.
You go polish the lens in your camera, Biorin and I are waiting.

Morning ax, haven't seen you around
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Looks like you'll have to get something for your person from Sky Mall.
I recommend the Bigfoot garden Yeti sculpture. Always a hit.
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When do we get our names?? I've got a ton of travel coming up so the sooner the better !!!
Looks like you'll have to get something for your person from Sky Mall.
That all sounds like lovely options - especially the yeti / Bigfoot garden... If skymall hadn't filed for chapter 11 this year lol...
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When do we get our names?? I've got a ton of travel coming up so the sooner the better !!!
Looks like you'll have to get something for your person from Sky Mall.
That all sounds like lovely options - especially the yeti / Bigfoot garden... If skymall hadn't filed for chapter 11 this year lol...
I'm pretty sure they made a comeback actually.
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      11-24-2015, 11:51 AM   #432
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They got bought out in bankruptcy court...
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      11-24-2015, 11:55 AM   #433
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You go polish the lens in your camera, Biorin and I are waiting.

Morning ax, haven't seen you around
Hey babe. I'm on holiday. Right now I'm sitting in my sisters office at the elementary school while is working with two kids. Been through a lot of journeys, but I'll be more active once I get back home tomorrow night.


How've you been, banana?
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That all sounds like lovely options - especially the yeti / Bigfoot garden... If skymall hadn't filed for chapter 11 this year lol...
If you're an elite skymaller like myself, they should still be providing you with the black edition in first class when they serve the Cristal d'arques.
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That all sounds like lovely options - especially the yeti / Bigfoot garden... If skymall hadn't filed for chapter 11 this year lol...
If you're an elite skymaller like myself, they should still be providing you with the black edition in first class when they serve the Cristal d'arques.
I must've missed that memo... I'm not gonna lie, there are some ridiculous items in that catalog like;
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      11-24-2015, 12:09 PM   #436
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What's ridiculous about that, I use mine every day.


Nothing like the sound of waterfalls tucked deep into Appalachian mountains as you unload.
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      11-24-2015, 12:11 PM   #437
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What's ridiculous about that, I use mine every day.


Nothing like the sound of waterfalls tucked deep into Appalachian mountains as you unload.
Well... I hope I get you for secret Santa... Will make it so much easier...
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      11-24-2015, 12:47 PM   #438
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I must've missed that memo... I'm not gonna lie, there are some ridiculous items in that catalog like;
If you get me I want the double decker cat stroller.
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If you get me I want the double decker cat stroller.
S O L D !!! Should've known you were a cat lady, it all makes sense now...
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Whoever I get is going to be in for a surprise.
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