Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

[Axius]

Don't even get me started on Caddyshack and Animal House.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Brother good night , let me sleep a night over this ..Think I'll need it for the moment after your comment .
See all you guys back tomorrow....Good night...sleep well ....sweet dreams .

If he pops a chub I swear I'll go full Taliban on his ass...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

Sure, you guys all talk during my hour drive home but not when I'm sitting at my desk all lonely.


I'm officially quitting OT again.

You had plenty opportunity to be comforted with pictures....

Originally Posted by Axius

Since you're all about implications lately, let me make it known now, that not just from ANYONE.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You had plenty opportunity to be comforted with pictures....

Leave me alone, can't you see I'm busy quitting over here.

[1MOREMOD]

Leave already!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Leave already!

Shut up! I am. Fuck. Let me just do it already.

[1MOREMOD]

Grab a beer on your way out

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I'm..speechless.

J/k

I'm great at speeches too. I can be your flower girl.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by C5driver

Yep.

The seven samurai.
Heat
Kill Bill, Vol 1 and 2
The way of the gun
The Godfather
The Matrix
Apocalypse now
Full metal jacket
Fight club
The great escape
Bullitt
Blazing Saddles
The wild bunch
Animal house
Blues brothers
The big lebowski
Caddyshack

I might even add a comedy or two in there....
The Replacements
Ghostbusters
Vacation

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Grab a beer on your way out

Too late, already on number three since I decided to leave.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by C5driver

If he pops a chub I swear I'll go full Taliban on his ass...

[Axius]

I liked Groundhogs Day with Bill Murray...

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

I liked Groundhogs Day with Bill Murray...

I used to watch it every day it was like a recurring dream. I could go for some flapjacks

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

Too late, already on number three since I decided to leave.

Don't let the door hit you where the lord split you on the way out....

You Saturday fun wrecker you....

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I used to watch it every day it was like a recurring dream. I could go for some flapjacks

Are you sure you weren't living your own Groundhogs day and it wasn't a dream at all?

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Don't let the door hit you where the lord split you on the way out....

You Saturday fun wrecker you....

I'm not even sure if I'm playing yet, stop being such a bitch!



Plus, I don't even get that analogy, my dick is long and my waist is of normal height, so the door wouldn't even hit me there, it'd hit my abdomen if anything, but you wouldn't know because your 100ft tall.

[ASBSECU E93]

@C5driver - are you watching Fargo on FX?

[1MOREMOD]

The door would hit you in the ass dope. Or do you walk backwards?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

The door would hit you in the ass dope. Or do you walk backwards?

Who the fuck walks so close to a door that they would shut it on their own ass? You're already steps past the doors radial movement as you exit.


I thought it meant the door handle would hit you in the dick. What a stupid fucking analogy.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm great at speeches too. I can be your flower girl.

Not looking forward to the honeymoon

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@C5driver - are you watching Fargo on FX?

It's 2:10 PST...I don't keep banker's hours!

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Who the fuck walks so close to a door that they would shut it on their own ass? You're already steps past the doors radial movement as you exit.


I thought it meant the door handle would hit you in the dick. What a stupid fucking analogy.

Well your smart enough I guess. It's just a saying don't let the door hit you on the way out. Maybe you prefer a midget chained to your bed is worth 2 on the couch?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Well your smart enough I guess. It's just a saying don't let the door hit you on the way out. Maybe you prefer a midget chained to your bed is worth 2 on the couch?

HAHAHA! That's hilarious, but my simplified version is;


The two that make handfuls, are worth one in your bush.