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Back in my bad days of 2003-2004 the only stupidest thing I did to get laid was to get laid by unattractive girls. I got out of a 5 year relationship so I banged whatever I could get my hands on, attractive and unattractive. Pants barely stayed on.
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THAT, was the stuff. (That should never be seen again.)
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You can be my Bonnie and I will be your Clyde.
I was pretty impressed, the manicuring skills were definitely professional. The subtle creases along the nut cleavage was something to adore. Lups has some very defined balls of steel. I wonder what C5 is doing these days, probably being a sexy cheeky blonde running around in yoga pants and sports bras on the California coast. |
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You can ride the red river, just don't drink the water.
As for the stupidest thing I've done? I was in Orlando for a paintball tournament before I was old enough to rent a car. Borrowed my buddies diesel F-350 to drive up to Jacksonville and spend the night with an old flame after we got knocked out of the event. All told I drove about 6 hours round-trip and spent a solid $300 in fuel - didn't get laid. EDIT: I'll include that Karma got her. Girl started seeing some dude after that who completely took advantage of her (moved in with her but never contributed, etc.), got her pregnant, then when he left he told her the only reason he even dated her to begin with was because she lived close to the beach (he was a surfer). She got fat and had to move back home... ohhh well.
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Or was it? Maybe I'm that much of a bitch...
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First time I met this chick she lived in a trailer that had a sheet as the front door so we went for a drive and got real uncomfortable in the back seat of an RSX, did the nasty, then dropped her off at her classy establishment.
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Anyone else read that in De Niro's voice?
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